Chet Collins

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:15:07 -0400

New neighbor.

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:52:21 -0400

I live in a house of spies.

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 16:09:37 -0400

The main thing I don’t like about door-to-door salesmen is being pushed through their funnel. I don’t like the random intrusion, but the funnel is just the worst.

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 07:26:01 -0400

Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening - The Onion

When he needed help securing a 10-year commercial lease, he turned to an outside backer who soon became the namesake of his creperie.

“He named it after me—isn’t that sweet?” said Kovac’s mother, Luisa, an 81-year-old woman

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:05:55 -0400

Morning ride.

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 20:21:49 -0400

I miss the fun of the early days of Fitbit.

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:43:26 -0400

Master Negotiator: President Trump Has Signed A Deal To Dissolve The US Military In Exchange For Iran Writing A 5-Star Review Of The White House On Google Maps - Clickhole

President Trump explained that all US servicemen have been directed to turn in their uniforms, equipment, and medals, and make preparations to vacate their assigned posts within the next week, as all American military forts and bases around the world are set to be renovated into government-owned Airbnbs.

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 09:44:02 -0400

I love the future of gas pumps.

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 20:43:00 -0400

State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies - Babylon Bee

The North American P-51 Mustang, one of the most popular fighter planes during WWII, was designed and developed in just over three months, with its first flight recorded just 47 days after the completion of its initial prototype. All this, despite being significantly more complicated than a simple bridge.

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:05:01 -0400

In Summer - Catholic Husband

Start the season with one more resolution. As a gift to yourself, never put off the good work for later. Starting now, wake up every day committed to being the best version of yourself. It’s who your family deserves to lead and love them, and it’s who you were made to be.

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Sun, 31 May 2026 18:05:07 -0400

A-10 vertical stab.

Sat, 30 May 2026 09:16:26 -0400

Summer clothes changeover day.

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Fri, 29 May 2026 19:49:29 -0400

Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die - Babylon Bee

Seeing that her husband had somehow survived the apparent stroke, Dr. Jill met him on stage to praise his performance and take him to the after-party. “I was sure that Joe had just survived a massive ischemic stroke,” recalled Dr. Biden. “We had no idea what impairments he might be left with or if he was still in danger. So, I got everyone chanting ‘four more years’ and took Joe on to the next campaign event.”

Fri, 29 May 2026 17:37:57 -0400

Flyby.

Fri, 29 May 2026 17:35:20 -0400

Summer waters.

Fri, 29 May 2026 17:30:25 -0400

Underway.

🏴‍☠️

Fri, 29 May 2026 10:57:23 -0400

Welcome to the lake.

Thu, 28 May 2026 21:43:15 -0400

Creature power!

Thu, 28 May 2026 07:26:59 -0400

The last day of school is finally here.

🚸

Wed, 27 May 2026 19:54:44 -0400

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice - The Onion

Chase chief information security officer Patrick Opet, advising anyone who had shared their information with someone who didn’t give them a good handshake or ask how their day was going to contact the bank immediately.

Wed, 27 May 2026 16:19:36 -0400

Pollinators welcome.

Tue, 26 May 2026 19:22:56 -0400

Stepping Up Security: CVS Has Announced They’re Going To Open Fire On Anyone Who Tries To Come Into CVS - Clickhole

Wow. You might not agree with this decision, but you’ve got to admit it could make it harder to shoplift from CVS!

Tue, 26 May 2026 08:34:17 -0400

Time to wrangle YNAB.

Mon, 25 May 2026 10:05:30 -0400

At Play - Catholic Husband

God’s example for us is meant to model how to life live well. God was not exhausted at the end of the creation allegory; God has infinite energy and does not need a break. He rested because we need a break, and because it is right and proper to enjoy the created world.

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Sun, 24 May 2026 21:44:04 -0400

The eagle is in the nest.

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