After dinner play.

Things 3 is a great app.

Sometimes I wonder when Things 4 is coming out, but what could they possibly improve?

Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It’s ‘Two Corinthians’ Or ‘Eleven Corinthians’ - Babylon Bee

“Everybody knows it’s Two Corinthians. One Corinthians and Two Corinthians. It’s simple counting, and I am the best at counting,” said Trump.

Though they did not believe me when I told them last fall, the kids are now obsessed with their bikes.

This will be a memorable summer for them all.

☀️🚴🏻‍♂️

Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away - Babylon Bee

Critics argued the distance is excessive, but the airport planning board disagreed. They claim the separation promotes mindfulness and gives passengers ample time to think as they take the seemingly endless walk to pick up their rental vehicle.

Kristi Noem Has Continued Using a Waterfront Coast Guard House Since Ouster - WSJ

Noem has continued to use the house since Trump ousted her from DHS in early March. She officially left the job after Markwayne Mullin was confirmed as the new secretary

You can’t buy class.

Trump Administration Nearing Rescue Deal for Spirit Airlines - WSJ

“Spirit is a small airline. But there are those who love it. To those dedicated customers of Spirit, this one’s for you,” U.S. District Judge William Young, of the U.S. District Court for the District of Massachusetts

On behalf of a grateful nation, we thank Judge Young for his brilliant reasoning.

Instead of allowing JetBlue to purchase Spirit, now the American taxpayer gets to take on the risk of backstopping this truly awful company that spends more time working on its bankruptcy court filings and negotiating with its long list of creditors than it does flying.

Apple Notes is stealthily powerful.