Chet Collins

The last day of school is finally here.

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Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice  - The Onion

Chase chief information security officer Patrick Opet, advising anyone who had shared their information with someone who didn’t give them a good handshake or ask how their day was going to contact the bank immediately.

Pollinators welcome.

Stepping Up Security: CVS Has Announced They’re Going To Open Fire On Anyone Who Tries To Come Into CVS - Clickhole

Wow. You might not agree with this decision, but you’ve got to admit it could make it harder to shoplift from CVS!

Time to wrangle YNAB.

The eagle is in the nest.

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Busy night on the ramp.

Young New Yorkers Have a New Hot Spot: Sunday Mass - WSJ

“This is about meeting people rooted in the same values as you.”

Atlantic Ocean, Florida.

Sunday morning waves.

Rawlings Donates 50,000 Baseball Gloves To Ukrainian War Effort - The Onion

Russian bombardment had left large parts of the country with little to no access to outfield gloves, catcher’s mitts, or even youth-sized infield models.

Tapas time.

I’ve used Ulysses to organize my writing for more than a decade. I remember that it used to be kind of clunky and now it’s just a delight.

Always nice to find a friend waiting.

Airline miles are mostly useless for me, except this one time.

Cloud surfing into Florida.

Inflight WiFi was pitched as a “premium experience” by the gate agent. Except the website to connect to the WiFi wouldn’t load.

Rainy day.

RIP, Fitbit.

After work ride with friends.

Hot coffee, open windows, 53 degrees, lofi streaming.

Happy Wednesday!

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Lots of nature on this morning’s walk.

New fawn, red fox, and a turtle.

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Thomas Massie Defeated in GOP Primary After Attacks From Trump - WSJ

President Trump’s handpicked House candidate defeated longtime GOP antagonist Rep. Thomas Massie, underscoring the president’s iron grip on the Republican Party and the dire political consequences for lawmakers who defy him headed into the midterm elections.

Outstanding! A threadbare majority is the perfect time to implement purity tests. Attack your friends first, that’s what I always say. Winning!

Treasury Lawyer Brian Morrissey Quits as Government Settles Trump IRS Suit - WSJ

The settlement created a $1.8 billion “Anti-Weaponization Fund” that would pay people who claim they were targeted unfairly by past administrations.

I wonder where they’ll get the money.