Chet Collins

Summer clothes changeover day.

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Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die - Babylon Bee

Seeing that her husband had somehow survived the apparent stroke, Dr. Jill met him on stage to praise his performance and take him to the after-party. “I was sure that Joe had just survived a massive ischemic stroke,” recalled Dr. Biden. “We had no idea what impairments he might be left with or if he was still in danger. So, I got everyone chanting ‘four more years’ and took Joe on to the next campaign event.”

Flyby.

Summer waters.

Underway.

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Welcome to the lake.

Creature power!

The last day of school is finally here.

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Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice  - The Onion

Chase chief information security officer Patrick Opet, advising anyone who had shared their information with someone who didn’t give them a good handshake or ask how their day was going to contact the bank immediately.

Pollinators welcome.

Stepping Up Security: CVS Has Announced They’re Going To Open Fire On Anyone Who Tries To Come Into CVS - Clickhole

Wow. You might not agree with this decision, but you’ve got to admit it could make it harder to shoplift from CVS!

Time to wrangle YNAB.

The eagle is in the nest.

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Busy night on the ramp.

Young New Yorkers Have a New Hot Spot: Sunday Mass - WSJ

“This is about meeting people rooted in the same values as you.”

Atlantic Ocean, Florida.

Sunday morning waves.

Rawlings Donates 50,000 Baseball Gloves To Ukrainian War Effort - The Onion

Russian bombardment had left large parts of the country with little to no access to outfield gloves, catcher’s mitts, or even youth-sized infield models.

Tapas time.

I’ve used Ulysses to organize my writing for more than a decade. I remember that it used to be kind of clunky and now it’s just a delight.

Always nice to find a friend waiting.

Airline miles are mostly useless for me, except this one time.

Cloud surfing into Florida.

Inflight WiFi was pitched as a “premium experience” by the gate agent. Except the website to connect to the WiFi wouldn’t load.