Can You Spot The Differences Between These Grokipedia And Wikipedia Articles? - Babylon Bee

Grokipedia: The Babylon Bee is a hilarious source of misinformation and they owe Elon $44 billion.

Solid joke.

‘VeggieTales’ Releases New Episode With Evil Orange Character Who Deports Mr. Lunt - Babylon Bee

President Orange sent his ICEberg lettuce troops into our city to round up all the foreign-grown vegetables.

Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills - The Onion

“As soon as you see an envelope reading ‘notice, final warning’ just immediately toss it in the recycling. That warning could be for anything. Plus, how can you owe something that you don’t know you owe?”

Fall drives.

Two years in captivity, the hostages are all home. What a day!

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇪🇬🇹🇷🇶🇦

I’m finally cleaning out old house paint left from previous owners.

By the numbers:

• Two decades worth of paint
• 30+ gallons
• 100% annoying

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning

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Apple picking day.

I am absolutely blown away by Realmac’s Elements.

Predawn heavy rain moving through bringing cooler air with it. Enjoying the acoustics as I read the paper on the couch.

🌧️

Long morning of only catching up. That’s okay, the progress of this weekend was well worth it.

Project complete; this is where I’ll be hanging out.

What eye has not seen, and ear has not heard, and what has not entered the human heart, what God has prepared for those who love him

• 1 Corinthians 2:9

Up!

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It’s two years since my garage was organized. That changes today.

Most business owners I know struggle to find the perfect one-liner that encapsulates their value proposition. This isn’t their elevator pitch, but the simple explanation they can share in a social setting when they’re asked, “What do you do for work?” Sure, some professions are simpler than others. We’ve all hired electricians, seen builders work, and know a doctor. But even within those professions, there is a wide range of practice.

It’s been more than a decade since I left my nonprofit job, and just last week I found myself stumbling over the same question at a block party. I write and communicate for my clients every day, yet I had trouble putting into words exactly what I do. It was time to figure it out.

I graduated with a degree in Philosophy. It’s not a market-based credential, like law or education, but a wide-open field. Are many companies hiring for philosophers? Is there an extreme shortage in the Department of Intellectual Inquiry at Fortune 500 companies? No. Philosophy’s true strength is its framework. The process of thinking through even complex topics, reducing them to their most basic structure, and examining their essential nature is incredibly valuable in every industry and organization.

Philosophy is my firm’s differentiator, but how does it tie together sales tax audits, contract review, website design, systems development, file management, or any of the dozens of assorted tasks I’ve performed for clients? In every instance, I’ve used philosophy to deliver clarity in complexity.

Business owners, leaders, and entrepreneurs have more responsibilities than they have time. Every minute spent on back-office tasks is time that could be better invested in growth and serving existing clients. I take on the complexity, untangle it, and bring my clients the clarity they need to make informed and confident decisions.

Figuring out how to describe what I do was complex, but by following my own process, I finally arrived at an answer. I run a management consulting firm that handles back-office complexity so leaders can focus on growth.

Getting out of bed and walking early is the morning is never easy, but the ability to carry that win with me throughout the day is incredibly motivating.

There is something deeply soothing about looking up at the sky.