Trump Enacts Tariffs, Travel Ban On CHAZ - The Babylon Bee

To enforce the travel ban, the president has ordered a wall built to protect the people of America from immigration from CHAZ. The wall will be “tremendous” and will have a moat and “maybe some sharks.“ All foreign aid will also be suspended effective immediately. 

The Pentagon even said there might be some oil underneath CHAZ, causing Congress to authorize the president to invade the foreign country and occupy it for the next 20 years.