Trump Carefully Composing Tweet That Should Fix Everything - The Babylon Bee

Noticing all the problems the country has faced this year, from the coronavirus to civil unrest to general disunity, President Donald Trump has become determined to do something. That’s why, sources say, he sat down to carefully compose the perfect tweet that should fix everything.

That ought to do it!

“I have to get this just right,” Trump said. “Let’s see. ‘To all the losers…’ No. That’s not right. Ah. ‘To all the haters and losers…’ I’m nearly there. I can feel it.” When Trump was last seen, he was still hard at work on the tweet, demanding complete silence, except for Fox & Friends playing on the TV.