In Dangerous Decision, SCOTUS Rules First Amendment Can Stay - The Babylon Bee

In her written opinion, which she wrote in 3 minutes without consulting any notes, ACB said: ”Yeah… so, the First Amendment includes freedom of religion and assembly. I asked my clerks to see whether there was a ‘virus clause’ somewhere in there and they didn’t find any. I’m just a Supreme Court Justice and I’m not allowed to remove amendments, so yeah – the First Amendment stays. Sorry guys.”