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White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday - The Babylon Bee

With the COVID risks involved in gathering around the grill and the choking risks of eating processed meat, we ask that you please get a slip signed by your mommy, daddy, or local magistrate before partaking.

Just turned mine in!

May 13, 2021

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