The Babylon Bee Guide To Crypto - The Babylon Bee

You never have to worry about using your wallet because there’s no physical money to keep track of. All you have to do is remember one simple 38-character hexadecimal password, answer the bridgekeeper’s five three questions, and go on a quest across the galaxy to retrieve all six Infinity Stones to access your account. Easy!

Whew! Remembering my wallet is such a pain.

Cryptocurrency can be used for many things, such as paying off Russian hackers who are holding your mainframe hostage with ransomware.