Wife Decides To Recognize The Independence Of Husband’s Fries - The Babylon Bee

She continued, “Let me emphasize once again that French Fries for me are not just a neighboring side dish. They are an integral part of my own history, culture, spiritual space. These crispy, curly, seasoned spuds are connected with me by great taste.”

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