General Milley Calls Russia To Warn Them Of Ukrainian Counter-Attack - The Babylon Bee

General Milley then picked up a giant green rotary dial phone like the ones military generals always use and found the Kremlin’s number in the margins of his favorite book, The 1619 Project, which he reads every night. Sources say that after some friendly small talk, Milley gave Putin the time, date, and location of the planned counter-attack, as well as the strength and capability of the Ukrainian force.