Martha’s Vineyard Lovingly Welcomes Immigrants To Any Other Part Of America - Babylon Bee

Several media outlets were on the scene as migrants were caringly herded back onto the buses by people wearing Brunello Cucinelli boat shoes and cashmere sweaters, who afterward ran off to make their court times at the local tennis club. “The outpouring of otherworldly lovingkindness from this progressive community is stunning,” said one local news anchor. “I have never seen a group of people so humanely told to ‘go back where they came from.’ These people certainly practice what they preach.”