Hero: DeSantis Flies Hurricane Ian To Martha’s Vineyard - Babylon Bee

“I’ll tell you what, hurricanes have been tormenting Florida for too long. Not on my watch!” said DeSantis to a crowd of screaming fans. “So you know what? We’re gonna load this hurricane onto a plane and fly it north. Martha’s Vinyard, you’d better board up your 10,000 square foot mansions and cancel your polo matches, because Ian is on its way!”