Gracious Trump Runs Out To Welcome Prodigal DeSantis Back Home - Babylon Bee

“This son of mine was dead, and boy, was he so dead, I mean really, really dead, believe me. But now, he is alive again; he was lost and is found. He was Meatball, but now he is Ron. He was DeSanctimonious, but now he is DeSantis once again. So fantastic, really.”