Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World - Babylon Bee
According to family members, David was running late for work so he skipped his usual breakfast of sugary cereal fortified with 27 vitamins and minerals. He even skipped his routine cup of healthy orange juice, which led to him ingesting this unusual concoction of caffeine and saturated fat which oddly seemed to power him up for the day.
February 4, 2025