Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally - Babylon Bee

“We don’t want to live in freedom!” said one marching Benjamite. “We keep looking at all the other nations around us and the way they have a person bossing them around and living in opulent luxury while everyone else toils endlessly to funnel wealth to the royal family, and we wish that could be us. We don’t want liberty, give us oppression!”