Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts - Babylon Bee

“Whoa, sorry, kiddo. Looks like we’re going together,” said Hamilton, throwing on his driving shades. “And we are SPRINTING to kart 34 when the gate opens. I’ve been watching. The regulator on that kart is clearly malfunctioning; it’s hitting top speeds no other kart is hitting.”