Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U. - Babylon Bee

“Vance’s hateful comments about censorship have no place in public discourse and must be censored,” announced German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. “We will not tolerate such hateful rhetoric against our censorship regime.”

The laborer deserves his payment. And his afternoon coffee break in a comfy chair.

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NATO Is Ukraine’s Future and Always Will Be - WSJ Opinion

It should be a very simple calculation for Mr. Putin: Get out now while the getting is good, because Europe and the U.S. are committed to raising the Ukrainian military to a NATO standard even without it being a NATO member.

Mr. Putin has learned his military is no match for a properly equipped NATO force. His Ukraine misadventure is rapidly degrading his ability to compete in the long run. Mr. Putin will continue to pretend his war isn’t a disastrous miscalculation for which his country will be paying for generations to come. The peanut gallery should not be fooled.

Apple Intelligence Siri Overhaul Could Get Delayed - MacRumors

Apple is running into engineering problems and software bugs that could push back the launch of the new functionality.

Literally the only Apple Intelligence feature users actually need.

Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps - The Onion

Friday afternoon slowdown

DOGE Staffer Arrives at Internal Revenue Service Headquarters - WSJ

Kliger has asked for meetings with senior officials and was interested in the agency’s head count, according to an IRS employee. The IRS has about 100,000 workers after a recent expansion. It is in the middle of the busiest portion of its year in preparation for the mid-April individual income tax filing deadline. 

Well, well, well… how the turntables…

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