Chet Collins

Silent night, holy night

The House Pretends to Call in Sick - WSJ Opinion

Members sign a letter, available on the House clerk’s website, that says they are “unable to physically attend proceedings in the House Chamber due to the ongoing public health emergency,” and designate a colleague to cast their vote. But no one even bothers anymore to fake a cough or pretend the absence has anything to do with Covid-19. Mrs. Pelosi told a CNN reporter on Friday that the mass sick day is “related to the weather more than anything else.”

More than half voted by proxy on the omnibus.

Power is out, fire is on.

Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation - The Onion

Martin went on to stress the importance of mental health on the job, advising anyone in his line of work to make sure they take all of their 300-plus days off each year.

10 Awesome Christmas Gifts For Your Homeschooled Child - Babylon Bee

A book of small words: To help them learn how to talk to all the illiterate kids their own age.

Still haven’t used Stage Manager.