Washington Post Calls On Patriots To Change Offensive Name - The Babylon Bee

This name is very offensive to austere religious scholars in other countries, liberals, and Canadians. We must call on the NFL to do better, to be better.

Activists Fight Racism By Driving All People Of Color Out Of Pop Culture - The Babylon Bee

“Anywhere we see a person of color, we see racism. So we must end racism by making sure people of color are not depicted anywhere”

New Facebook and Instagram Options Let US Users Turn Off Political Ads - MacRumors

The new ability to disable political ads will apply to political, electoral, and social issue ads from candidates, Super PACs and other organizations that include the “Paid for by” political disclaimer.

No one should use these garbage platforms. That being said, this is a wonderful idea.

I will never understand the business model of heath insurers, pharmacy benefit administrators, and pharmaceuticals.

That being said, I’ve found all three work together to the substantial benefit of the consumer.

You Are I Am by Joe Zambon, this morning’s sound.

I might be in for a shower with my walk.

Political Groups Track Protesters’ Cellphone Data - WSJ

Some argue that collecting protesters’ location data is akin to surveillance.

Duh.

But given the lack of rules around informed consent—protesters may not even know their data is being used—he said there is little to protect others from using data to identify individual protesters.

I heard a report that the credit bureaus are going to offer free weekly credit reports to consumers through the end of the year.

Kind of highlights how dumb this system is. They collect your information, without your consent, sell it to lenders, and then turn around and charge you to see your own profile.

I love the productivity flow of cleaning day.

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I rejoiced when they said to me, “Let us go to the house of the LORD.”

Psalm 122:1

Drone fun at the blueberry farm.

Saturday blueberry picking.

Trump Establishes Manlier CHAD Camp Next To CHAZ Camp - The Babylon Bee

An army of square-jawed bros has already blocked off three blocks and begun building an impenetrable border wall to keep out the socialists. Free outdoor gyms, keto food trucks, and selfie stations have been set up all across the newly established zone for maximum epicness.

Trump Enacts Tariffs, Travel Ban On CHAZ - The Babylon Bee

To enforce the travel ban, the president has ordered a wall built to protect the people of America from immigration from CHAZ. The wall will be “tremendous” and will have a moat and “maybe some sharks.” All foreign aid will also be suspended effective immediately. 

The Pentagon even said there might be some oil underneath CHAZ, causing Congress to authorize the president to invade the foreign country and occupy it for the next 20 years.

My favorite kind of sky.

The full catalog of ChetCast Season 2 (2019) is now available in the new organizational format.

Enjoy!

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