Chet Collins

‘I’m The Student Loan Fairy And I’m Here To Pay Off Your Debts!’ Cries Elizabeth Warren While Dangling On Wires Above College Kids - The Babylon Bee

Todd Freeman, a Canadian Studies major, was eating a deconstructed avocado sandwich when he looked up to see Warren dangling from some clearly visible stage wires.

iMessage Stickers, well that was a bust.

My kids don’t always sleep in, but when they do, it’s on the rare day when I need them up early.

Just a rainy day. 🌧

Man Afraid He’ll Seem Vulnerable If He Reaches Out To Fire Department For Help

I don’t know if I can humiliate myself by asking another grown adult to drive a fire truck over here.

Florida toll roads, with their multitude of agencies, policies, payment options, and penalties, are beyond stupid.

How does a State so dependent on tourism allow such a convoluted system to be implemented?

‘Megxit’ Causes Global Uproar. Canada Shrugs. - WSJ

Queen Elizabeth II is Queen of Canada

Lamest title ever.

During his reading lesson, my son asked if he could learn “the pirate way.” The premise is simple. When he reads a word, he uses it in a sentence that pirates would say.

Word read: “When” Sentence: “When do we hit the treasure, mateys?”

Target was abandoned this morning. I guess Christmas is over.

The Case of Bill Barr vs. Apple - WSJ Opinion

If American tech companies offer backdoors for U.S. law enforcement, criminals would surely switch to foreign providers.

Oh, really good point.

Just learned that our health plan pays the administrator extra for better trained customer service reps.

Oh you fancy, huh?

There’s nothing quite like coming home from a trip and sleeping in your own bed.

Full size replica of the Lunar Module. Way bigger than I imagined.

Stopped at a NASA Visitor’s Center on the return trip. My son is very excited.

Taxes on hotel rooms are really crazy.

Geez, ads make the Internet ugly.

Gorgeous January day.

Beautiful weather in Miami. It feels refreshing, like the first warm-up of spring.