Biden Places ‘I Did That’ Sticker On Gas Pump After Price Drops Two Cents - Babylon Bee

“And remember Putin makes prices go up. Biden makes prices go down!”

Lawmakers Move to Clarify Vice President’s Role in Certifying Presidential Election Results - WSJ

The legislation was the result of months of negotiations between Republicans and Democrats eager to make changes to the 1887 law to eliminate uncertainty regarding the electoral process.

Seriously, why did this take so long?

The ‘Beast Mode’ Presidency? - WSJ Opinion

While a President may sometimes need to act with dispatch during an emergency, climate change isn’t close to such an event. Climate change is neither sudden nor unexpected. The world has warmed by 1.1 degree Celsius since the late 19th century, and the pace of future warming is uncertain and depends on multiple variables.

AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - Babylon Bee

“It is absolutely heinous that the Supreme Court would ask us to like, make laws,” said Representative Ilhan Omar. “We are far too busy leading protests about abortion to actually write any legislation on it.”

Anthony Fauci Plans to Retire by End of Biden’s Term - WSJ

Dr. Fauci said Monday he hadn’t decided on a date but planned to step down by the end of Mr. Biden’s term in January 2025.

The nice thing about government jobs, you can be terrible and still keep it. And leave on your own terms to boot!

Die Another Day

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I gave myself the “day off” today, and yet I’ve been busy since breakfast.

Time to sit down and enjoy a movie before the evening outdoor work session.

“Last night we flew to Vegas, stood in line for a license with four other couples… all of us wanting the same thing— for the world to recognize us as partners and to declare our love to the world through the ancient and nearly universal symbol of marriage.”

On her fourth marriage, the evidence suggests that Jennifer Lopez still has zero clue what marriage is and even less of an idea of the metaphysical nature of love.

Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad - Babylon Bee

“Come on, economy!” said an impassioned President Biden. “Make everything cheaper! Give everyone more money! I hereby demand you stop being atrocious! Do it. Do it now!”

That ought to do it. Wish he’d thought of that 14 months ago, tho.

“I know people who used to have money in their retirement accounts are frustrated — which is why today I am also calling on the stock market to go up. Just do it, ok? Just make the numbers bigger! Repeat line, end of speech!”

Senate Climate Setback Puts Pressure on Biden - WSJ

Some of those measures could raise gasoline prices and other energy costs for consumers, something Mr. Biden wants to avoid as his Democratic Party faces crucial midterm elections.

Why is it this Administration is always harping on saving people money, but every idea they propose will end up costing us more money?

NASA’s James Webb Telescope Images Show Deep Space in Exquisite Detail - WSJ

The images released Tuesday show the Carina Nebula, one of the largest stellar nurseries; the Southern Ring Nebula, a cloud of gas around a dying star in the constellation Vela; and a group of five galaxies about 290 million light-years away known as Stephan’s Quintet.

1 light year = 5,878,499,814,210.01 miles.

This telescope can see 290,000,000 light years.

Think about that!

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Joe Biden’s Presidency Is Sinking - WSJ Opinion

it’s more than too much to see the Democrats who gave the country Joe Biden and designed the policies that collapsed beneath him knifing their own creation. Et tu, Bernie?

Strong agree. We’re living in the America that they promised to deliver. They delivered, and now we know that free and easy is neither free nor easy.

Beautiful start to the day.

Americans Offer To Trade LeBron To Russia For Brittney Griner - Babylon Bee

Griner reported being happy to hear of the petition but concerned that LeBron might not last long in a tough Russian prison where people foul you all the time and there are no refs to stop it.

U.S. Inflation Hits New Four-Decade High of 9.1% - WSJ

The consumer-price index’s pace for June eclipsed May’s annual rate of 8.6% that led Federal Reserve officials to shift to a faster pace of benchmark interest-rate increases, according to meeting minutes released last week.

If I were President, I’d probably have left the country in the dark of night, too.

Frontier Asks Spirit Airlines to Further Delay Shareholder Vote on Deal - WSJ

Frontier Group Holdings Inc. said it is done bidding against rival JetBlue Airways Corp. for Spirit Airlines Inc. and wants Spirit to delay its shareholder vote once again to allow Frontier more time to persuade skeptical Spirit investors.

Enough with the games. Just put the deal to a vote.

Another summer road trip is in the books. We escaped the enduring Western heat to explore Northern Michigan on a week-long excursion.

Although I’d formerly worked in Western Michigan, my travels didn’t take me much further north than Traverse City. In Michigan-terms, there’s a lot of state north of TC. Our drive up was smooth and uneventful. We made great time, owing largely to the bigger children who, with each passing trip, gain a bit more endurance.

Our first day was spent with family celebrating the Fourth of July. There was a parade and late night fireworks, only slightly dampened by passing summer showers. The children had never been up so late, but they enjoyed their time at the club, meeting friends and being dazzled.

We established a base of operations in Cheboygan, home port of the US Coast Guard Cutter Mackinaw. After unloading quickly at the AirBnB, we drove over to the station to take a tour of the boat. The largest icebreaker on the Great Lakes, it’s a modern vessel with tons of technology. I particularly enjoyed the view from the bridge, probably because it was exactly like a control tower. We met the officers that work with my sister-in-law, and a few of the enlisted crew. I was struck, as I often am, by their youth. Entrusted with great responsibility, they rise to the occasion to operate a massive vessel safely, and keep commerce afloat.

Dinner was at a fan-favorite, Big Boy, followed by ice cream in town.

Day two was a trip to Mackinac Island, my third trip. My previous two trips were in off-season, which suited me very nicely. I don’t like to go places that are packed with people. We were at peak tourist season, but found refuge in the Fort. It was quiet up on the hill, and the park like environment was very relaxing. We had lunch on a deck overlooking the bluff, downtown, and the Straits of Mackinac. It was very relaxing.

We finished at the fort, walked around downtown, and took a horse-drawn carriage up to the Grand Hotel. Ice cream at Sadie’s was on order, enjoyed by all. We walked back into town to catch the ferry home. It was only nearing the shores of the lower peninsula that my youngest daughter finally succumbed to her tiredness and slept deeply all the way home.

Day three was a day of rest. After staying up late for the fireworks, a long drive, then a full day on Mackinac, everyone was ready for a break. I slept in, and the kids went to a local beach. I knocked out some of my projects that were on my list, with everyone regrouping at lunch. We drove to visit the Cross in the Woods, a local shrine this afternoon, for some quiet time, prayer, and meditation. Dinner was at home for the kids, and a local pub for the adults.

Day four was another excursion, this time to Sault Ste. Marie for a ride on the famous Soo Locks boat tour. Lake Superior and Lake Huron are connected by the Saint Mary’s rapids, which includes a serious change in elevation. In days of old, ships would be unloaded, pulled out of the water, and dragged over a mile down the street. A series of US and Canadian locks now make the transition between bodies of water much easier, and faster.

The boat ride took us into Canadian territorial waters, and a waterfront tour of the Canadian coast. It was a pleasant day, certainly compared to our normal July experience. The pace of the boat was slow and smooth, very relaxing. We went through the Soo Locks twice, once being raised to Lake Superior, and another being lowered back to Lake Huron. The kids had a great time, and so did I, sitting on the deck in the shade, enjoying the fresh air.

Lunch was at the Army Corps of Engineers park, located right next to the locks. There is a large observation tower for visitors to watch the mighty ships pass through. While eating, we saw a 500ft freighter and a 750ft ocean freighter move through, as well as a barge carrying a massive crane. We ate crepes from a local shop, a nice treat!

It was a leisurely afternoon in the park before heading south. We picked up pasties at Lehto’s on our way home, eating them around the table. The kids were put down, and the trip began to wind down.

Our final day was a drive back south, before Mass and pizzas from a local favorite restaurant. We said goodnight and goodbye to our three older children, whose vacation would continue, while Alison and I returned home with our youngest so that we could get back to work.

We made our full drive home in a single day, the first time we’ve ever made a trip that distance without an overnight. It was a long day, although I never felt fatigued, just stiff from sitting all day.

It was another great Michigan summer vacation, exploring two new Great Lakes.

Ron DeSantis Runs Ad In California Asking Libs Not To Move To Florida - Babylon Bee

“Still thinking Florida is right for you, Cali libs? Well, just remember that we have American flags all over our state, we LOVE guns — and most importantly — President Trump lives here permanently.”

Soo Locks United States Post Office.

Long day on the open road.

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Mass without the kids is… more still?