Saturday afternoon scale swap.

Brought back the OG Benchmade blue scales to my first knife, the Bugout, and put the Nebula FatCarbon scales onto the BladeHQ exclusive Bugout that I cared less about.

There’s something exciting about seeing the original knife back in the collection.

‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab - Babylon Bee

“They want a culture where young women are stripped of their rights and become totally subjugated to men. Women wouldn’t be allowed to wear anything but their mandated dress, or even leave the house without permission. It’s absolutely disgusting to imagine.”

Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism - Babylon Bee

“What’s wrong with these people?” asked liberal Stauncey Billups, watching the festivities. “How can they be happy at a time like this, with their dear, sweet collectivism being ripped away? They must not understand how good they’ve had it, being free of rugged individualism. The fools!”

Fresh powder.

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Here are the books I finished reading in 2025.

Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax  - The Onion

“If the legislature passes this measure, you can bet that countless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists are going to pack their bags and move their gilet collections to Texas,” said tax advisor Aaron Faucher, who confirmed that several of his clients, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, had already begun transferring garment bags to states more friendly to billionaire wardrobes.

More Roomba Vacuums Get Matter Support for HomeKit Integration - MacRumors

iRobot’s added Matter support comes as the company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy earlier in December. iRobot has been sold to Picea Robotics, a Chinese company that already manufactures some of the Roomba devices.

Good thing the Biden anti-trust enforcers didn’t allow iRobot to fall into the hands of Amazon!

Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa - Babylon Bee

“We had 30,000 personnel all tracking Santa’s sleigh over Africa, which was pretty dumb now that I think about it. We probably should have had at least someone keeping an eye on the Russians.”