Why You Shouldn’t Always Tell Your Bank How Much You Make - WSJ

A higher credit limit is generally good for your credit score, since you will be using a smaller share of your available credit, he said. (That might not be ideal if you think a higher limit will tempt you to overspend.) Updating your income could lead to other perks, such as qualifying you for an upgraded card or a home-equity line of credit.

Cool perks, bro.

Four hours of internet outage can either be a complete disaster or rocket fuel for productivity. 🚀

U.S. Offers India Drones, Jet Engines to Lure It From Russia - WSJ

“Ultimately, the question of where politics and the question of democratic institutions go in India is going to be determined within India by Indians,” Biden’s national security adviser, Jake Sullivan, told reporters ahead of the visit. “It’s not going to be determined by the United States.”

Not exactly the “Saudi Approach.”

Tongues Of Fire Come To Rest On Biden And Fetterman As They Speak In Unknown Languages | Babylon Bee

At publishing time, the nation’s foremost theologians were still hard at work searching for anyone with the spiritual gift of interpretation to translate what Biden and Fetterman said.

Sixth Guy Kicking Himself For Leaving The Company Before Five Guys Hit It Big | Babylon Bee

“I can’t believe I didn’t stick around,” said Mark Calloway, a close friend of the Murrell family that started the restaurant chain back in 1986.

Teamsters Vote to Authorize UPS Strike as Contract Talks Continue - WSJ

The union has said that a two-tier system of drivers allows UPS to use lower-paid workers to deliver packages on weekends, curbing delivery costs.

They must have a crack research team!

The IRS Makes Another House Call - WSJ Opinion

When an officer called Mr. Haus, Mr. Haus identified himself as an IRS agent but said Haus wasn’t his real name. He had used an alias.

A federal law enforcement, supposedly conducting a legitimate knock-and-talk, lied about his name? The whole story is bizarre.