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June 16,2023
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market | The Onion
“We’re calling for millions of bozos to be infused into the crypto market to stave off collapse and assure investors their money is safe,” said Circle CEO Jeremy Allaire
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ChetCast
Episode 251: What’s Up?
June 16,2023We’ve had a busy few months! I gathered the kids during a power outage to see what they’ve been up to.
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June 16,2023
Biden Announces By 2025 All Wildfires Must Be Electric | Babylon Bee
The President hailed the move as another major step forward in his administration’s ongoing commitment to spend as many federal dollars on completely normal, practical, common-sense climate initiatives as possible.
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June 14,2023
King Solomon Lovingly Assures Wife She’s One In A Thousand | Babylon Bee
King Solomon initially kept track of his wives by their most notable physical characteristics. “Okay, that one is flock-of-sheep-teeth,” said King Solomon. “That one is goats-of-Gilead hair. Obviously, that one is Mrs. Fawns.”
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June 14,2023
Sad Trump Says He Was Just A Few Document Boxes Away From Building Really Cool Fort | Babylon Bee
“He’s a developer at heart,” said one member of the Trump team. “A border wall, an impressive resume of defeating impeachments and indictments, a fort made from document boxes…he always building something.”
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Catholic Husband
June 12,2023Every family has their defined roles, each member taking on a share of the tasks required to keep the household running. But in times of stress or crisis, those roles can be up for grabs. This is an undersold and poorly remembered attribute of healthy marriages. Spouses are jointly responsible for all of the needs of the family and the household.
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June 9,2023
A Destructive Trump Indictment - WSJ Opinion
It was once unthinkable in America that the government’s awesome power of prosecution would be turned on a political opponent. That seal has now been broken. It didn’t need to be. However cavalier he was with classified files, Mr. Trump did not accept a bribe or betray secrets to Russia. The FBI recovered the missing documents when it raided Mar-a-Lago, so presumably there are no more secret attack plans for Mr. Trump to show off.
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June 8,2023
Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified documents in his garage behind a corvette.
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June 8,2023
White House Prepares for Possibility Supreme Court Could Kill Student Loan Forgiveness Plan - WSJ
Biden administration officials are quietly planning for the possibility that the Supreme Court could strike down President Biden’s sweeping student loan forgiveness program
An outcome that no one could’ve ever predicted.
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June 8,2023
“Finally done!” Witnesses heard Noah say. “Now I’ll clean her up real nice, and she’ll be ready to show off.”