Lego Introduces First-Ever Affordable Lego Set - Babylon Bee

Motivated by worldwide economic stagnation, engineers at Lego headquarters in Billund have developed the first-ever affordable LEGO® set: a single brick that retails for a meager $9.99.

Remaining Avengers Team Up To Battle Snow Plow - Babylon Bee

Using Hawkeye’s accident as a rallying cry, the Avengers vowed to defeat the evil Snow Plow and complete the job of clearing the driveway of Hawkeye’s ski retreat.

AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones - Babylon Bee

The room fell silent as lawmakers from both sides of the aisle turned to listen to Ocasio-Cortez’s wisdomly soliloquy as she described how the whole world surely receives piles of nice headphones in little gift bags from well-dressed lobbyists just like she does, begging the question: Why speakers?

Military to proceed with changing names of bases honoring Confederate generals - WTOP

The bases are the largest items the Naming Commission recommends renaming, but it has also listed more than 1,000 items in the military’s inventory that should be renamed, removed, or modified.

Many of the items to be removed are paintings of Civil War era scenes.

Maybe we can burn the canvases with the books and save some time.

Celsius Network Wins Ownership Rights to Customer Crypto Deposits - WSJ

A bankruptcy judge ruled that digital coins deposited in Celsius Network LLC’s interest-bearing accounts belong to the firm, ruling against thousands of customers and deciding a key legal issue in crypto-related insolvencies.