The calm after the storm.

Even Monkey gets to enjoy the snow day.

The Progressive Purge Begins - WSJ

“Don’t tell me he was banned for violating Twitter rules. I get death threats here every day for many years, and Twitter doesn’t ban anyone,” Mr. Navalny tweeted.

I spent about 90 minutes inverting 11 light switches throughout my house that were installed backwards.

Tedious, annoying task, but one of those satisfying improvements that I never have to do again.

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One of my favorite winter sights.

Snow in the trees.

Let it snow. 🌨

Dreaming of a snow day

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Upon Becoming Richest Man In World, Elon Musk Treats Himself To Side Of Guac At Chipotle - The Babylon Bee

“You know what? I’ve arrived, and I’m gonna treat myself,” he said with a smile

Congrats, buddy!

To Protest Siege On Capitol, Kamala Harris Helps BLM Burn Down A Target - The Babylon Bee

“Next, let’s go get that Starbucks!” she cried. There is expected to be little effect on the Starbucks, though, since their beans are already burnt. Sadly, one of the protesters lit up a joint next to her and is now facing 25 years hard labor in one of Kamala’s prison camps.

‘I’ve Been Selfish And Arrogant, And I Apologize,’ Says Content, Mentally Healthy Trump Minutes After Social Media Ban

At press time, Trump was overheard asking House Speaker Nancy Pelosi if she had ever noticed how beautiful a simple goldfinch was, while suggesting the two of them go birding together in the Adirondacks after he left office.

Trump Begins Throwing Pence’s Belongings Out Of Window Onto White House Lawn - The Babylon Bee

At publishing time, someone had also keyed the Vice Presidential Cadillac and TP’ed the trees at One Observatory Circle.

Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As PR Rep For Chinese Communist Party - The Babylon Bee

Trump is reportedly attempting to build a following by tweeting about how good Uighur concentration camps are and how nice the Chinese government is, since those things are not banned under Twitter’s terms of service.

After Being Kicked Off Social Media, Trump Forced To Go Door To Door And Shout ‘RIGGED ELECTION!’ - The Babylon Bee

“Nothing– and I mean nothing, will stop me from getting my important message out to the American people,” said Trump.

Using Apple Watch for macOS administrator approval is very nice.

Apple Threatens to Ban Parler From App Store as Twitter Bans Donald Trump - MacRumors

We have received numerous complaints regarding objectionable content in your Parler service, accusations that the Parler app was used to plan, coordinate, and facilitate the illegal activities in Washington D.C. on January 6, 2021 that led (among other things) to loss of life, numerous injuries, and the destruction of property.

Big Tech sticks together!

This exact language could’ve been used to threaten dozens of other big apps used by ISIS, other domestic terrorists, and autocrats abroad. Didn’t happen, though.

Hat tip to the brave corporate leaders at Twitter!

They took the bold step of banning President Trump from their platform and told the world on a Friday afternoon after markets closed for the weekend.

Courage!

Y’all got any Robot food?

Puss in Boots

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Liberals Tell Everyone To Calm Down About The Siege Since The Capitol Has Insurance - The Babylon Bee

“I can’t believe everyone is getting so worked up over some property damage,” said liberal pundit Howard Collier. “The Capitol has insurance, and all of that can get replaced. What we should be doing is trying to understand what made these people so angry in the first place.”