Korean Air Acquires Asiana Airlines Rival – AirlineGeeks.com

Last year, Korean conglomerates Hyundai Development Co. and Mirea Asset Daewoo teamed up to bid on Asiana Airlines as they offered $2.1 billion for a 31% stake in Asiana. The beleaguered airline was expected to benefit from Hyundai’s cargo demand. The pandemic resulted in the termination of the transaction.

Wow, big news. We flew Asiana around during our time in South Korea.

Modern-Day Rebels Just Plan On Celebrating Holidays Like Normal - The Babylon Bee

In a leak to the press, Governor Whitmer’s network of spies revealed that the Ritterson family is planning on having brothers, sisters, and grandparents over for a lovely Thanksgiving and Christmas, filling the home with warmth and joy.

Threat To Democracy: This Defeated Presidential Candidate Keeps Claiming Election Was Stolen - The Babylon Bee

The deranged presidential candidate continues to question the results of the election, despite official sources all agreeing that she lost fair and square.

Trump Unveils Even Bigger White House Next To Current White House - The Babylon Bee

“If Biden insists on this completely fraudulent election,” Trump told the press, “then I guess he can have this dinky little fixer-upper I’m currently living in. In the meantime, I’ll be moving into the much better house next door!”

Wix is terrible. Hard to believe people actually like to use it!

It’s not clear to me why USPS doesn’t scan packages at every stop, like every other carrier.

Lockdown fatigue - Washington Examiner

Unfortunately, the U.S. enters this season with the public health community having squandered its credibility with the American public.

An important viewpoint to contextualize where we are now. It’s incredible how poorly public health performed.

Nah, I’m good.

To Protect His Executive Orders From Biden, Trump Signs With Permanent Marker - The Babylon Bee

“Yeah, he’s really out-smarted us this time,” said a frustrated Nancy Pelosi. “There’s nothing we can do about his executive orders now. They’re permanent!”

4D chess.

Media Confused By Completely Peaceful Protest - The Babylon Bee

“While we didn’t see physical violence here today, we heard violent speech, violent ideas, and violent singing. These people are basically violent,” said CNN reporter Jim Acosta. “If they are not stopped, they may violently stop watching news from trusted sources like CNN or violently expose corruption in Joe Biden’s administration.”

This is a view that I’ll miss. Two and a half weeks to go.

10 Interesting Facts About The American Healthcare System - The Babylon Bee

• Doctors have to eat two dozen popsicles a day to get all their tongue depressors.

• 3 weeks after you receive care at a hospital, the billing office will just send you five random bills from their giant stack of bills.

Both true!

I’d be interested to see a study in how the sales tax on state recreational drugs falls by socio-economic brackets. My suspicion is that, like the lottery, the tax disproportionally falls on the lower rungs.

Evolution In Action? This Baby Was Born With A Mask On His Face - The Babylon Bee

After further investigation, doctors discovered a few more mutations in little Jared Zimmerman. The newborn had self-washing hands, which washed themselves every ten minutes; the little guy was also born with a bottle of Lysol attached to his hip; and most impressive of all, the newborn emitted a strong magnetic force which kept anyone from outside of his household six feet away from him at all times. 

Wow, the new iPhone boxes are crazy thin.

I’ve moved 15 times in my life. About to make move #16, and this is the first time I’ve ever done a local move.

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Local Man Wouldn’t Have Believed There Was Election Fraud Except Media, Big Tech Keep Insisting That There Wasn’t - The Babylon Bee

But then something happened that changed his mind: Facebook, Twitter, Google, Fox News, CNN, and more giant corporations keep screaming at him via notifications, messages, and broadcasts that there was no election fraud. Now, he’s starting to think maybe there is something fishy going on.