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  • Haiku

    First Meeting

    First time together,

    Hard to have a social club.

    See you whenever?

    June 23,2020
  • Trump Announces Attendance At Next Rally Will Be Mandatory - The Babylon Bee

    “My rallies aren’t optional. That’s in the Constitution.”

    June 23,2020
  • Trump Defies Liberals By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Aunt Jemima Syrup - The Babylon Bee

    “Nobody cancels Aunt Jemima on my watch”

    June 23,2020
  • macOS Big Sur Adds Battery Usage History and Brings Back Remaining Battery Estimates - MacRumors

    Unfortunately the battery indicator graphic is disgusting.

    June 23,2020
  • Haiku

    Package Onslaught

    So much to keep track,

    Logistical slowdown clear.

    Hope they all make it!

    June 22,2020
  • Worst keynote ever.

    June 22,2020
  • Navy SEALs To Be Replaced With Social Workers - The Babylon Bee

    No social workers have returned from their deployments yet, but when they do, they will file a report and schedule a follow-up visit a month or so later.

    June 22,2020
  • ‘I Think We’ve Found All The Institutions Founded By Racists And We Can Just Stop Looking For Them Now,’ Says Planned Parenthood Spokesperson Nervously - The Babylon Bee

    June 22,2020
  • Catholic Husband

    Beyond Routine - Catholic Husband

    Routine is more than just a cycle. Routine is your goals, broken down into daily steps, and assigned a specific time to work on them. Woven together, these days bring meaningful progress over time.

    ➕

    June 22,2020
  • Haiku

    Father’s Day Knife

    Today is my day.

    What present is right? A knife!

    Thanks to my kiddos.

    June 21,2020
  • Waiting to set up my new alarm clock because it’s downloading a firmware update.

    This is 2020.

    ⏰

    June 21,2020
  • I don’t take advice from people less successful than me, huh.

    Kanye West

    June 21,2020
  • The International 🍿

    June 21,2020
  • I love my son’s imagination.

    Father's day card
    June 21,2020
  • The Credit-Card Fees Merchants Hate, Banks Love and Consumers Pay - WSJ

    Customers typically pay the same price whether they use cash or a card. Economists say this equates to a transfer from users of cash to users of cards. How much? On average a cash-using household pays $149 a year and a card-using household receives $1,133, according to a 2010 study from the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston.

    Let’s disrupt this system.

    June 21,2020
  • We all get to enjoy Father’s Day! 🍩

    Dunkin box
    June 21,2020
  • Haiku

    Closet Redux

    Three years of clutter,

    Time to reorganize it.

    Looks good, will hang out!

    June 20,2020
  • I’m cleaning out my closet today. I came across this shirt that my grandmother and I made for my Elmo at a Vacation Bible School that she put on for us.

    Growing with God t-shirt
    June 20,2020
  • Companies Turn to Zero-Based Budgeting to Cut Costs During the Pandemic - WSJ

    One tactic they are turning to is zero-based budgeting, a technique growing in popularity.

    Who knew? It’s only been popular with consumers for the past three decades.

    June 20,2020
  • Two Canadians Detained in China Indicted on Espionage Charges - WSJ

    Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Friday the Canadian government was disappointed with the decision to indict Messrs. Kovrig and Spavor and that Chinese authorities had linked their cases to legal proceedings in Canada against Chinese tech giant Huawei Technologies Co. executive Meng Wanzhou.

    China to foreign tourists: Don’t come here!

    June 20,2020
  • Welcome back, Summer! 🌞

    June 20,2020
  • What happens in your house is a whole lot more important than what happens in the White House.

    Dave Ramsey

    June 20,2020
  • Haiku

    Going Analog

    Four years Apple Watch,

    Going manual for now.

    Keep checking my wrist.

    June 19,2020
  • I hate when retailers break up a single transaction into charges based on shipments. I get why they do it, it’s just annoying.

    June 19,2020
  • Planned Parenthood Clarifies Black Lives Only Matter Once They’ve Been Born - The Babylon Bee

    Abortion provider Planned Parenthood has been confusing its supporters, claiming that black lives matter but still killing a disproportionate number of black people a day.

    June 19,2020
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