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  • Haiku

    Restful Sunday

    A day full of chill.

    Reading, Civ V, and light play.

    Ready for Monday.

    April 5,2020
  • The Devil Wears Prada 🍿

    April 5,2020
  • Reading

    I’m so far behind on my reading goal. 📚

    April 5,2020
  • Haiku

    Baking

    An experiment,

    Special breakfast, simple cook.

    It was a success!

    April 4,2020
  • Mid-Saturday morning and I’m all done with my tasks for the day.

    Huh.

    April 4,2020
  • A great success!

    Cooked Dutch Baby
    April 4,2020
  • Baking a Dutch Baby for breakfast with the kids while Ludivico plays his piano in our kitchen.

    🥞

    April 4,2020
  • Haiku

    Girl Gets Dressed

    Done all by herself!

    Matches, cute, and colorful.

    She is very pleased!

    April 3,2020
  • About to refresh my iPhone & iPad app layouts. Removing Fantastical for the first time, well, ever.

    April 3,2020
  • Haiku

    Restocked Grocery Store

    Whew, what a difference!

    Eight days later, mostly stocked.

    A big relief. Thanks!!

    April 2,2020
  • Red Tails 🍿

    April 2,2020
  • I’m drinking black coffee… and enjoying it! I barely recognize myself.

    Mug of black coffee
    April 2,2020
  • U.S. Descends Into Third-World Hellscape Where Amazon Delivers In Three Days Instead Of Two - The Babylon Bee

    “If I can’t order something I decided that I absolutely need to have on a whim and have it arrive in 1-2 days, then the American dream is dead.”

    April 2,2020
  • Haiku

    Late Clean Up

    Two days behind. Oops.

    Got to business and got done.

    Now to rest, relax.

    April 1,2020
  • China Claims No New Deaths As Peasant Passes By Shouting ‘Bring Out Your Dead!’ - The Babylon Bee

    China has once again claimed no new deaths by coronavirus today, drawing praise from the American media.

    April 1,2020
  • Wrong Kind of Red Light for Traffic Company - WSJ

    with so few people on the road, the number of violations has dropped, affecting the company’s liquidity.

    Good. I never liked the premise of photo-violations.

    April 1,2020
  • Perfect April Fools Day joke:

    • Delete your Twitter account.
    • Block Twitter on all of your devices and networks.
    • Never go back.

    Epic!

    March 31,2020
  • Haiku

    Thirty Days

    Seventeen all done,

    At least thirty to go. Whew.

    This is something else.

    March 31,2020
  • Trump: ‘Destroy This Economy And I Will Raise It Up In Three Days’ - The Babylon Bee

    The stunning statement came as Trump began driving out the press from the White House Rose Garden, flipping over their folding chairs and throwing rocks at their cameras.

    March 31,2020
  • Bruce Wayne Suspected As Patient Zero In Gotham Coronavirus Outbreak - The Babylon Bee

    An investigation revealed that Wayne is harboring thousands of bats under his mansion.

    March 31,2020
  • Stimulus Package Projected To Save The Lives Of At Least 85,000 Government Programs - The Babylon Bee

    A grateful country full of very stimulated Americans is applauding the lifesaving efforts of Congress.

    We believe that every government program’s life is infinitely precious and is made in the image of its lobbyist

    March 31,2020
  • Pelosi: ‘We Must Flatten The Curve Of Support For Donald Trump’ - The Babylon Bee

    If we all do our part, we can stop Trump’s approval rating from spiking

    March 31,2020
  • Apple Acquires Weather App Dark Sky - MacRumors

    The API will work through the end of 2021, but after that time, developers will need to find another solution.

    RIP Dark Sky.

    March 31,2020
  • Fish tacos for lunch.

    🌮

    March 31,2020
  • Not sure how replacing a roof is an “essential” business.

    March 31,2020
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