Apple should really release an Apple Card Debit a la Target Red Card Debit.

Daddy & Me date at a coffee shop.

McConnell Says Senate Should Not Confirm New Supreme Court Nominee Just Three Years Before Presidential Election - The Babylon Bee

When asked about the inconsistency of the standards he is applying and the apparent hypocrisy given that Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed just a week before Election Day, McConnell just chuckled slyly and said, “I know. How cool was that?”

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer to Retire - WSJ

The moral of the story is that bullying and harassment gets results!

Experian to Allow Consumers to Create Their Own Credit Reports - WSJ

“The better the representation of every individual we have, the more successful we are as a company,” said Craig Boundy, chief of Experian North America.

Creep.

The company plans to pitch credit cards that consumers who sign up for this service are likely to get approved for.

Referrals for which Experian will collect a finders fee.

This isn’t about access, it’s about profit for Experian.

When you’re too little to make your bed, so your big bro takes care of it for you.

Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates - The Babylon Bee

Milley quickly made a phone call to get his troops mobilized. He then made another call to give Peter Doocy a heads up.

Classic Milley!

Robot and Benedict in his flight suit with name tag.

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Ukraine Invites Kyle Rittenhouse To Guard Their Border - The Babylon Bee

“Yo, Kyle, hope all is well. Hey listen, our citizens are under threat from Putin and his d-bag army,” texted Ukrainian Minister of Defense, Sergei Ukrainovich to America’s national hero, Kyle Rittenhouse. “Could u do us a solid and come guard our border? Bring ur AR-15 lol thx.”