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American Who Got $1,200 In Exchange For Lost Livelihood Wishes He Had Just Illegally Crossed The Border For $450,000 Instead - The Babylon Bee

The Biden Administration will be sending millions and millions of dollars to families who broke U.S. law and were separated at the border.

Back when I was a kid, crime didn’t pay.

Code of Canon Law - Book IV - Function of the Church Liber (Cann. 879-958)

Can. 916 A person who is conscious of grave sin is not to celebrate Mass or receive the body of the Lord without previous sacramental confession unless there is a grave reason and there is no opportunity to confess; in this case the person is to remember the obligation to make an act of perfect contrition which includes the resolution of confessing as soon as possible.

There is no ambiguity.

Rookie Move: Christian Prays God Would Teach Him Patience - The Babylon Bee

At publishing time, Hamperton had come up with the brilliant strategy of praying for impatience so God would put him in lots of situations where things happen really fast and efficiently.

Supply Chain Crisis Solved As Each Migrant Coming Into Country Will Be Asked To Help Carry A Shipping Container - The Babylon Bee

“It’s unbelievable that only a few weeks ago the White House sent my family a personal invitation, map, GPS, and detailed instructions on how to cross the border illegally, and here I am now, using my skills to carry shipping containers and boost the American economy for a modest $450,000 salary. Gracias Señor!” Border Patrol agents trying to stop the illegal immigrants from bringing the vital shipments into the country were arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

The Climate Summit to Nowhere - WSJ Opinion

It’s incongruous bordering on the bizarre to organize a summit like this while Europe is battening down for a winter fuel crisis, President Biden is begging OPEC to produce more oil, China is firing up its coal-fueled power plants amid an electricity shortage

The American Rescue Plan was passed earlier this year with a price tag of $1.9T.

Inflation is persisting longer than expected, GDP growth is anemic, and prices are accelerating.

What effect do you suppose another $2.85T in spending will have on these two forces?

Let’s edit.

I tried to search the 2,000 page PDF of the latest version of the Build Back Better Act, but my browser kept crashing.

So I downloaded it and used Preview. Same result.