Frontier Group, Spirit Airlines Merge in $6.6 Billion Deal - WSJ

“This transaction is centered around creating an aggressive ultra-low fare competitor to serve our guests even better, expand career opportunities for our team members and increase competitive pressure, resulting in more consumer-friendly fares for the flying public,” Spirit President and Chief Executive Ted Christie said.

This makes no sense to me. Spirit isn’t just a damaged brand, but an irredeemable one.

I watch videos like this and think, “Wow, nature is so amazing.”

Then I think about the amazing human person, the quintessential expression of nature.

Seasonal shift.

Too Risky to Wed in Your 20s? Not if You Avoid Cohabiting First - WSJ

As we recently discovered, however, there is an interesting exception to the idea that waiting until 30 is best. In analyzing reports of marriage and divorce from more than 50,000 women in the U.S. government’s National Survey of Family Growth (NFSG), we found that there is a group of women for whom marriage before 30 is not risky: women who married directly, without ever cohabiting prior to marriage. In fact, women who married between 22 and 30, without first living together, had some of the lowest rates of divorce in the NSFG.

App-Store Bill Targeting Apple, Google Is Approved by Senate Panel - WSJ

Apple has privately warned the committee that the bill would enable so-called sideloading, where consumers could add apps to their device without going through the Apple App Store. This would allow app developers “to evade Apple’s privacy and security protections by distributing apps without critical privacy and security checks,” said Timothy Powderly, an Apple senior director of government affairs

A standard, decades-old feature on Apple’s Mac lineup which has led to every Mac being absolutely trashed with junk, unsafe software, and spyware.

Oh… wait…

I hate sweating while walking in winter.

Done with the final draft of the first issue of Applied Bioethics Magazine.

This is the most satisfying step of the writing process.

Just fixed the plastic wind-up gears on my son’s plane using nothing but a flashlight and a Swiss Army Knife.

Biden’s Student-Debt Pledge Stalls, Frustrating Supporters - WSJ

Joe Biden said during his presidential campaign that he would reduce student debt for millions of Americans, but his allies remain divided on the issue, and some of his supporters are losing hope he will deliver.

Apt.

Melanie Kelley, 38 years old, of Denver, has $125,000 in student loans. When the Biden administration’s pandemic-related pause on student-loan payments ends in May, she will owe $1,000 a month. “It’s become this unmanageable beast for me,” she said. “May isn’t that far away. How am I going to figure this out?”

Well, Melanie, you’re an adult. You’ve had 26 months to figure it out and you did what, exactly?

but her debt has kept her from starting a family or buying a house.

If by “debt,” Melanie means “lifestyle.”

The Commanders: Washington’s NFL Team Announces New Name - WSJ

The team, which is keeping its burgundy and gold colors, said the new name pays tribute to the culture of leadership in the Washington area. 

No one, and I mean literally not a single person, cares.

CNN President Jeff Zucker Resigns, Citing Relationship With Colleague - WSJ

citing his failure to disclose a consensual relationship with a close colleague

What is wrong with network media?!

U.S. National Debt Exceeds $30 Trillion for First Time - WSJ

“It is the result of both borrowing for really important crises, most notably the Covid pandemic, but also trillions and trillions of borrowing for no reason other than politicians have stopped being willing to pay the bills.”

We’d have to shut down the entire Federal government for 6-8 years, just to get back to $0. $7T of the growth is from the Pandemic bender.

“It’s important to evaluate debt sustainability in the context of the interest-rate environment,” she said, adding that the interest burden of U.S. debt is “very manageable” because of low interest rates.

So manageable that the debt only continues to increase exponentially, never getting repaid. Janet Yellen, out to lunch.

Facebook Replaces All Text Fields With Dropdown Menu Of Approved Things You Can Say - The Babylon Bee

The change has been praised by users who all posted “I like Facebook. Can’t wait for the Metaverse.”

Operation Warp Speed Slowly Gets Its Due - WSJ Opinion

Mr. Klain replied: “I think we have to be careful about the level of government intervention in the economy and make sure that we’re not putting our judgment in the place of private-sector thoughts and consumer demand and whatnot.”

I couldn’t agree more with the Chief of Staff!

Florida teen wins appeal to receive abortion meds without parental consent - Fox News

The teen argued she is not yet financially responsible to care for a baby, court documents show.

17 year old, with a 2.0 GPA, is given court authorization to kill a child because… she’s broke?

If only the State had a solution for parents unable to provide emotionally or materially for their children.

Of course, if the baby was outside of the womb, and her mother committed the same action, this headline would be her sentenced for 25 to life for capital murder. No doubt the defense would argue an insanity defense, bolstered by her low academic performance.

See the problem?

Top 8 Reasons To Stock Up On Ammo RIGHT NOW - The Babylon Bee

It’s time for us to buy what we have been buying and that time is every day: Wise words from Kamala Harris!

Sean Penn on American Masculinity

I don’t think that [in order] to be fair to women, we should become them."

Respect for the human person must always start with appreciation of the differences between men and women.

It can’t be achieved when one must be elevated over the other.

Socialists Condemn Workers Of The World For Uniting - The Babylon Bee

To their dismay, they soon found out that it was a toxic freedom march organized by the working class against the Canadian bourgeois.

Not good.

Universal health care bill faces deadline in California - WTOP

The latest estimate says it would cost taxpayers at least $356.5 billion per year to pay for the health care of nearly 40 million residents. California’s total operating budget — which pays for public schools, courts, roads and bridges and other important services — is roughly $262 billion this year.

Cost to run CA: $262B. Already one of the highest taxed states in the Union.

Cost to pay for medical, dental, vision, and long term care insurance for all CA: at least $356B, in addition to the $262B to run the state.

This is reckless.

Trump Designing Much, Much Higher Wall To Keep Out Biden’s Migrant Flights - The Babylon Bee

This is a nation of laws, the very best laws, including some of my own laws, actually,” said Trump

Biden Seen Looking At Paint Color Swatches To Choose Next Supreme Court Justice - The Babylon Bee

“Hmmm… should I go with the ‘Neutral Tans’ or the ‘Balmy Browns’ Collection?” Biden said to himself.