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    All on the Field - Catholic Husband

    The truth is, if I leave everything on the field, all things will be done well. It means I’ve woken up early and taken the time that I need to train my body and prepare myself for the day. It means my family has eaten, learned, prayed, and played together. It means my home is picked up, the kitchen is clean, and the laundry is put away.

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    February 20,2023
  • Sixth Grader Swears His Science Homework Was Blown Up By A Sidewinder Missile - Babylon Bee

    Though Jared had never been a problem student, his teacher found his outlandish excuse difficult to believe. “I’ve been a schoolteacher for over 30 years,” said Carla Riley. “I’ve heard just about every excuse there is, but this one about the United States Air Force shooting down a sixth-grade science project really takes the cake.”

    February 19,2023
  • The Junk Economics of ‘Junk-Fee’ Politics - WSJ Opinion

    There’s no such thing as a free financial product. If regulators limit one source of revenue, businesses will find another to cover their costs. That is one lesson from the Dodd-Frank Act, which limited debit-card fees that banks charge retailers for using their network. As a result, banks increased overdraft fees.

    February 14,2023
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    Ski Trip - Catholic Husband

    This trip, more than anything, emphasizes the importance of play. For the child’s brain, play is equivalent to work. It’s necessary and helps with overall growth and development. For adults, play is still important! It’s the best form of stress management, and it gets everyone out of their element and into a new environment. Away from the ordinary, we can build our relationships in new and unique ways.

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    February 13,2023
  • Super Bowl Flyover Featuring All Female Pilots Running 20 Minutes Late - Babylon Bee

    “Believe me, we will step on the gas and show everyone some woman power just as soon as we can! Until then - wait, hold on now - did we all just show up in the same flight outfit??” At publishing time, the team pushed back their arrival another ten minutes after one of the pilots burned out her landing gear taxiing with the parking brake on.

    February 12,2023
  • To Cover Rising Costs, Hunter Now Charging 15% For The Big Guy - Babylon Bee

    At publishing time, Hunter offered to sweeten the deal with the CCP by adding a pile of classified documents from the junk drawer.

    February 9,2023
  • I have 50 unread emails.

    Not great.

    February 7,2023
  • U.S. Air Defenses Failed to Spot Earlier Chinese Balloon Intrusions, General Says - WSJ

    “This gave us the opportunity to assess what they were actually doing, what kind of capabilities existed on the balloon, what kind of transmission capabilities existed,” Gen. VanHerck added. “I think you’ll see in the future that that timeframe was well worth its value to collect over.”

    Job well done, then!

    February 7,2023
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    Obedient to Prayer - Catholic Husband

    If I were to sketch out a schedule for my ideal day, there would be several opportunities for prayer sprinkled throughout. No matter where I was in any given day, I’d only be a few hours away from a pause. The positive benefits of prayer are well established, spiritually and psychologically. Why is it so hard to commit?

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    February 6,2023
  • China Assures Warships Heading For Taiwan Are Just Meteorological Warships - Babylon Bee

    “We have learned much about the weather in Hong Kong, and now it’s time to study Taiwan. The Chinese Communist Party appreciates America’s patience while we battle climate change, one country at a time.”

    February 5,2023
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