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Mexico Accuses U.S. of Fabricating Drug-Trafficking Charges Against General - WSJ

More than nine in 10 crimes in Mexico remain unpunished, an impunity that has driven widespread lawlessness and record homicide rates in recent years.

Yeah, he’s innocent, bro!

Wife Keeps Wanting To Have Conversations With Her Husband But She Doesn’t Even Listen To His Podcast - The Babylon Bee

“Listen, I already covered all that in episode #31 of Raw Conversations With Brad,” said Brad after his wife asked him how his week was and what his hopes and dreams were.

Smoke Signal For ‘RIGGED ELECTION!’ Seen Rising From White House Lawn - The Babylon Bee

With Trump cut off from his primary means of communication on Twitter, he has been forced to find creative ways to communicate with his supporters.

Out-Of-Work Waitress Excited To See Congress Spend Time Impeaching Trump Again - The Babylon Bee

Americans are looking forward to seeing their elected representatives put the needs of the American people first. Democrats have responded by pursuing the one thing every American affected by devastating lockdowns needs: another Trump impeachment.

Twitter CEO Defends Trump Ban but Voices Concern Over Precedent - WSJ

Mr. Dorsey wrote, adding that a ban “sets a precedent I feel is dangerous: the power an individual or corporation has over a part of the global public conversation.”

But, hey, I did it anyway.

Pence Rolls Out Ambitious Agenda For First 100 Minutes In Office - The Babylon Bee

10:57 to 11:00 - Take time out to spend with family, rekindle marriage

It will be an incredibly consequential presidency.

Beautiful evening.

There are no good options for fixing the Student Loan Program, but there is a not-as-bad option.

A single program, 0% interest, with lifetime maximums per degree type (undergrad/grad/professional). No forgiveness: you pay back every penny you take out.

The government supports education by taking a loss on interest, and schools have to reign in costs to fit degrees to the program caps.

Trump Praised For Accepting Election Results 4 Years Quicker Than Hillary Clinton Did - The Babylon Bee

CNN then cut to an interview from last week in which Hillary Clinton once again claimed that the 2016 election was stolen by the Russians.

Trump Orders Flags Lowered To Half-Staff Over Loss Of His Twitter Account - The Babylon Bee

“So we’re going to mourn – we’re going to lower our flags and remember – but we’re also going to try to move on and live our lives despite no longer having my constant wisdom to guide you.”

Sun streaming into the house on a cold winter’s morning. ☀️

Amazon Banned From Amazon Servers For Selling Trump’s Art Of The Deal - The Babylon Bee

This happened after it was found that Amazon.com was selling President Donald Trump’s book The Art of the Deal, a book that financially contributes to the menace Donald Trump while also causing people to think like the deranged maniac.

Trump Hides Nuclear Codes In Bible Where Pelosi Will Never Find Them - The Babylon Bee

At publishing time, Trump had forgotten where he’d put the nuclear codes, since he never opens his Bible either.

A hot shower is the perfect end to this cold, powerless day.

Apple Removes All Apps Since Any Of Them Could Be Used To Incite Violence - The Babylon Bee

“Phone calls and text messages? You can plot violence. Books? You can be radicalized and then plot violence. Maps? You can navigate to violence,” said Tim Cook.

The calm after the storm.

Even Monkey gets to enjoy the snow day.

The Progressive Purge Begins - WSJ

“Don’t tell me he was banned for violating Twitter rules. I get death threats here every day for many years, and Twitter doesn’t ban anyone,” Mr. Navalny tweeted.