Chet Collins

Got that new house.

Gretchen Whitmer Casts Spell On Michigan So It Is Always Winter And Never Christmas - The Babylon Bee

There are whispers of an orange-haired hero who will someday return to reclaim the throne, end the winter, and bring back Christmas. Unfortunately, he has been delayed by what he claims is a “totally rigged and fraudulent election.”

Big day.

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Timing package arrivals and delivery addresses when moving is an art. And sometimes it really just works!

Moving day is here! Trucks are on their way, house is ready to go. Now all I need is a place for them to deliver to tomorrow!

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Frosted. ⛄️

Biden’s Arm Falls Off While Trying To Open A Jar Of Peanut Butter - The Babylon Bee

“Nothing to see here,” insisted a spokesperson. “Biden will be calling a lid during his 2-week recovery time and looks forward to reappearing to take charge of the country and defeat the virus!”

This is satire, but the continuation of the Biden unavailability from the campaign is really disheartening.

Biden All-Female Communications Team Won’t Tell Nation What’s Wrong, Nation Should Already Know - The Babylon Bee

The press has been frantically buying flowers, chocolates, and jewelry for the communications team in hopes of receiving some clue as to what the heck is going on. The team responded by rolling their eyes and going to bed early due to a really bad headache.

This is going to be a great four years!

Still a classic! Sweatshirt from my first job.

Purging my house and throwing so many things away is incredibly liberating!!

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First Sunday of Advent? Cue the Christmas music!!

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In Dangerous Decision, SCOTUS Rules First Amendment Can Stay - The Babylon Bee

In her written opinion, which she wrote in 3 minutes without consulting any notes, ACB said: “Yeah… so, the First Amendment includes freedom of religion and assembly. I asked my clerks to see whether there was a ‘virus clause’ somewhere in there and they didn’t find any. I’m just a Supreme Court Justice and I’m not allowed to remove amendments, so yeah – the First Amendment stays. Sorry guys.”

Movers come on Tuesday. Just finished up some administrative work. Time to shut down the iMac and take apart my desk.

Grey sky morning.

Just upgraded to Adaptive Lighting in iOS14. Okay, this is cool!

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CDC Shuts Down Thanksgiving Travel By Carrying Out Simultaneous Attacks On All Of Nation’s Airports, Train Stations

“We understand the temptation to travel to see loved ones this holiday season, but it’s important to understand that the dirty bombs and chemical weapons detonated at every major airport from LAX to JFK make travel inadvisable for the foreseeable future,” said Director Robert R. Redfield

Pro Tip: Skip Out On Black Friday Deals And Just Hold Out For The Next Peaceful Protest - The Babylon Bee

One is bound to pop up before Christmas. You’ll really be kicking yourself if you spend $300 on a TV today, only for it to be 100% off the next time there is something to protest in the name of social justice or whatever.

I have never seen this on the web.

So unbelievably lucky that I see tremendous value in this brand.