Nice to have a clean desk.

Producers Confirm Liz Cheney Will Not Be Back For Season 2 Of January 6 Hearings - Babylon Bee

“It’s been my honor to serve the people of Wyoming by spending my every waking minute fighting Donald Trump, just like Abraham Lincoln did,” said Cheney. “I look forward to a bright future living off of book advances and scoring a pundit position at MSNBC.”

Biden Signs Bill Aimed at Lowering Drug Costs, Boosting Renewable Energy - WSJ

Mr. Biden’s approval ratings have been dragged down by months of high inflation

Thankfully we now have the Inflation Reduction Act to save us! In 2027, when these measures kick in, we’ll have inflation licked!

Joe Biden to Sign Bill Aimed at Lowering Drug Costs, Boosting Renewable Energy - WSJ

Mr. Biden is planning to sign the bill at the White House on Tuesday

Announcement of massive student loan cancellation to follow.

Record Numbers of Migrants Cross Southern Border, on Track for Annual Total of Two Million - WSJ

In July, agents arrested about 182,000 migrants crossing the border illegally, with about two-thirds of those arrested being single adults. About 22% of those arrested involved repeat border crossers.

That’s a new Grand Rapids, MI. Every single month.

And that’s only the folks that get caught.

Brand New Tactical Knife Is The Same One Used By Navy SEALs To Open Their Wives’ Amazon Packages - Babylon Bee

The Boxer MK 4 features a 3" stainless steel blade that flips closed for compact concealment and features a handle with aluminum scales underneath rubber rivets for maximum comfort. The blade itself is coated black to reduce reflectiveness if you wish to open packages stealthily.

Shout-out to the tactical knife bros.

Restaurant is almost completely empty.

The wait is 10 minutes.

Um, what?

My foray and finale in cabinetry.