Wix is terrible. Hard to believe people actually like to use it!

It’s not clear to me why USPS doesn’t scan packages at every stop, like every other carrier.

Lockdown fatigue - Washington Examiner

Unfortunately, the U.S. enters this season with the public health community having squandered its credibility with the American public.

An important viewpoint to contextualize where we are now. It’s incredible how poorly public health performed.

Nah, I’m good.

To Protect His Executive Orders From Biden, Trump Signs With Permanent Marker - The Babylon Bee

“Yeah, he’s really out-smarted us this time,” said a frustrated Nancy Pelosi. “There’s nothing we can do about his executive orders now. They’re permanent!”

4D chess.

Media Confused By Completely Peaceful Protest - The Babylon Bee

“While we didn’t see physical violence here today, we heard violent speech, violent ideas, and violent singing. These people are basically violent,” said CNN reporter Jim Acosta. “If they are not stopped, they may violently stop watching news from trusted sources like CNN or violently expose corruption in Joe Biden’s administration.”

This is a view that I’ll miss. Two and a half weeks to go.

10 Interesting Facts About The American Healthcare System - The Babylon Bee

• Doctors have to eat two dozen popsicles a day to get all their tongue depressors.

• 3 weeks after you receive care at a hospital, the billing office will just send you five random bills from their giant stack of bills.

Both true!

I’d be interested to see a study in how the sales tax on state recreational drugs falls by socio-economic brackets. My suspicion is that, like the lottery, the tax disproportionally falls on the lower rungs.

Evolution In Action? This Baby Was Born With A Mask On His Face - The Babylon Bee

After further investigation, doctors discovered a few more mutations in little Jared Zimmerman. The newborn had self-washing hands, which washed themselves every ten minutes; the little guy was also born with a bottle of Lysol attached to his hip; and most impressive of all, the newborn emitted a strong magnetic force which kept anyone from outside of his household six feet away from him at all times. 

Wow, the new iPhone boxes are crazy thin.

I’ve moved 15 times in my life. About to make move #16, and this is the first time I’ve ever done a local move.

📦

Local Man Wouldn’t Have Believed There Was Election Fraud Except Media, Big Tech Keep Insisting That There Wasn’t - The Babylon Bee

But then something happened that changed his mind: Facebook, Twitter, Google, Fox News, CNN, and more giant corporations keep screaming at him via notifications, messages, and broadcasts that there was no election fraud. Now, he’s starting to think maybe there is something fishy going on.

macOS 11.

Big day.

🖥

Girlfriend Keeps Referring To Herself As ‘Wife-Elect’ Despite No Official Word From Boyfriend - The Babylon Bee

“Uh, honey—” Winston could be heard starting to interject before Wendy went ahead and dialed up local caterers and contractors to make arrangements for the wedding, which was surely going to unify their two families who haven’t always gotten along, and bring about a glorious time of family healing.

Uh-Oh: Trump Seen Reading ‘Military Coups For Dummies’ - The Babylon Bee

“He’s just a very curious person who reads a lot of different things, but it doesn’t mean he’s planning anything,” McEnany answered. “I mean, you saw him reading Harry Potter, but he didn’t try to become a wizard.”

On Veterans Day, I like to post service photos of my dad. Here he is in front of his A-10 Thunderbolt II.

A 25 year old man, he was entrusted with an entire weapons system and charged with helping ground troops in danger fight and win. Our American warfighters are incredible.