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  • Fall sunset.

    Sunset
    August 27,2020
  • Nation Shocked As Jerry Falwell Jr. Doesn't Turn Out To Be Man Of Upstanding Character - The Babylon Bee

    I always thought he was one of the good ones. Every indication was that he is a man of excellent moral fortitude and impeccable integrity. How could we have known that he was one of the bad ones?

    I love this story.

    August 27,2020
  • Haiku

    Evacuation

    A last minute call,

    Getting out of the storm’s path.

    Three hours and gone!

    August 26,2020
  • Back at it.

    The boys are back
    August 26,2020
  • America Ranked #1 Place In World Where You Can Get Rich By Writing About How Awful The Country Is - The Babylon Bee

    If you’re looking for a place to get rich while decrying the very system that’s allowing you to get rich, America is the place to be," said Robin DiAngelo as she got off the phone with her speaking agent, having just booked another event with a $20,000 fee. “Gosh, it’s good to be so oppressed.”

    August 26,2020
  • Facebook Says Apple’s New iPhone Update Will Disrupt Online Advertising - WSJ

    Facebook Inc. says privacy changes that Apple Inc. has made to its newest operating system will cripple the social-media giant’s ability to serve targeted ads to iPhone users while they use outside apps.

    Great feature!

    August 26,2020
  • Haiku

    Down and Out

    Head hurt all day long.

    Took a nap and just laid low.

    Glad to have wife home.

    August 25,2020
  • Trump Issues Emergency Order Requiring FDA To Declare Taco Salad Just As Healthy As Regular Salad - The Babylon Bee

    This will be a tremendous benefit to the millions of Americans who are struggling with lockdowns, trying to stay healthy, and yet still craving fried ground beef, sour cream, and those little crunchy red strips which are so good but I’m not sure what they are but everybody loves them tremendously, I guarantee it.

    August 25,2020
  • 14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History The Babylon Bee

    1453 AD: Constantinople Liberated By Religion Of Mostly Peace

    August 25,2020
  • Haiku

    Back in Session

    The new school bell rings,

    Students gather, pray, and learn.

    Now begins new year.

    August 24,2020
  • Goodyear Announces They Will Only Sell Tires For Left Side Of Car - The Babylon Bee

    Technicians may rotate the two tires on the driver’s side, but may not do any work on the other side of the vehicle.

    August 24,2020
  • ChetCast

    Episode 167: Back to School

    I catch up with Benedict and Felicity as we talk about the new school year.

    August 24,2020
  • It’s the first day back to school and this new schedule already has me beat.

    August 24,2020
  • Catholic Husband

    Answered Prayers - Catholic Husband

    Throughout this process, I struggled with doubt, with anxiety, and with disbelief. What is trusting God, what is testing Him? These are very human experiences with prayer. God knows our hearts, He can read us better than we even know ourselves.

    ➕

    August 24,2020
  • Haiku

    Last Day of Summer

    The party’s over.

    Back to school tomorrow morn,

    Two pupils this year.

    August 23,2020
  • Reading

    Currently reading: In Praise of Walking: A New Scientific Exploration by Shane O’Mara 📚

    August 23,2020
  • Two Tropical Storms Pose Double Threat to U.S. Gulf Coast - WSJ

    It seems fitting for such an unusual twin threat to arrive in 2020, said University of Miami hurricane researcher Brian McNoldy. “Of course, we have to have two simultaneously land-falling hurricanes,” Mr. McNoldy said. “It’s best not to ask what’s next.”

    August 23,2020
  • Haiku

    Administrative Work

    A week of delays,

    Time spent on priorities.

    Took time to catch up.

    August 22,2020
  • Trying out NextDNS. A bit late to the game locking down my network. Used to be a bunch of disjointed parts, trying to pull it together into a cohesive net.

    August 22,2020
  • Haiku

    New Cleaning Day

    School year starts next week,

    New routine: Friday cleaning.

    Should be good weekend.

    August 21,2020
  • Reading

    Book Review: The Index Card 📚

    As I continue to work on expanding my knowledge of the current trends in personal finance, I picked up this short book based on a video I watched on YouTube.

    The premise is simple: almost everything that you need to know about personal finance can fit on a 3x5 index card. The book was good, and well written. I don’t fully agree with everything shared, which is why I can’t recommend the book. That said, it was good to continue to get perspective as I craft my own personal finance philosophy.

    Would I recommend: NO

    ISBN: 978-0143130529

    August 21,2020
  • Haiku

    Outdoor Cleaning

    Garage was dirty,

    Hard to keep clean with its stuff.

    Really love it now.

    August 20,2020
  • Just finished updating my toothbrush’s firmware.

    August 20,2020
  • Quite the week!

    August 20,2020
  • Get A Load Of This Ignorant Moron Who Doesn’t Follow Politics And Is Also Really Happy With His Life - The Babylon Bee

    The man in question is Sam Gramley. Investigators discovered that Gramley doesn’t have a Twitter account or a Facebook account, and hasn’t really followed politics in 32 years. They found him petting a cute puppy on a scenic mountain path like a complete buffoon who isn’t aware of all the extremely important things people are arguing about on the Internet at this very moment.

    August 20,2020
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