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  • Rappers Replace Flashy Gold Bling With Gasoline Cans - The Babylon Bee

    As gas prices surge, rappers and other wealthy celebrities have started replacing their usual gold bling with gasoline cans to show off to the world they finally made it.

    True wealth.

    March 8,2022
  • Minneapolis Teachers Go on Strike Over Pay, Labor Shortage - WSJ

    The school district has said it faces a budget gap in revenue and expenses caused by higher costs, a drop in students and long-term underfunding.

    A drop in students? Huh. I wonder what caused that…

    March 8,2022
  • Visa, Mastercard Prepare to Raise Credit-Card Fees - WSJ

    U.S. merchants paid card issuers an estimated $55.4 billion in Visa and Mastercard credit-card interchange fees in 2021, more than double the amount in 2012, according to the Nilson Report. They pass along at least some of these costs to the consumer in the form of higher prices.

    The misery index must be going through the roof.

    March 8,2022
  • Nation Wishes We Had Our Own Oil We Could Dig Up With Big Machines And Then Transport Around With Some Kind Of Pipeline - The Babylon Bee

    “If only we had oil, and knew how to get it,” said one local mom as she shelled out $300 for gas to take her kids to soccer practice. “Then maybe we wouldn’t have to buy it from evil regimes around the world and gas prices would be lower. I know that’s ridiculous, but it sure would be nice if that were possible!”

    It’s nice to have dreams.

    March 8,2022
  • U.S. Is Planning to Ban Russian Oil Imports - WSJ

    Mr. Biden has said he wants to do everything he can to insulate Americans from continued oil and gasoline-price increases

    I wish he’d choose a more honest line.

    March 8,2022
  • Gas is over $4/gallon and there was one can of frosting on the shelf at Walmart for my kid’s birthday cake.

    Thanks, Joe!

    March 8,2022
  • The Babylon Bee Has Obtained This Exclusive Photo Of The Ghost Of Kyiv - The Babylon Bee

    UPDATE: Sadly, The Ghost of [Kyiv] is also shooting down Ukrainian pilots after hearing they said bad things about him on Twitter.

    Trump would totally do that

    March 7,2022
  • Biden’s Bizarre Oil Diplomacy - WSJ Opinion

    It speaks volumes about this Administration that it’s seeking help from Vladimir Putin’s client in Venezuela and our estranged Saudi allies rather than U.S. shale producers or our Canadian friends.

    March 7,2022
  • Supreme Court won’t review decision that freed Bill Cosby - WTOP News

    The high court — whose nine members include two men accused of sexual misconduct themselves — declined to review a stunning decision out of Pennsylvania that released Cosby from prison in June over the word of a former prosecutor who said he had made a secret promise with Cosby’s lawyers that he could never be charged.

    What a disgusting, unsubstantiated comment by the AP.

    March 7,2022
  • Cheaper 27-Inch ‘Studio Display’ Reportedly Coming at Tomorrow’s Apple Event - MacRumors

    Today’s rumor sheds no light on the potential price of the display, but a price tag around $1,000 seems reasonable given its rumored specifications.

    I hope it includes a stand!

    March 7,2022
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