Napoleon Dynamite 🍿

I bought a shirt at my favorite coffee shop while visiting Cape May. They stored the shirts on open shelves right behind the coffee machines. Even after bringing it home and washing it, the shirt is still infused with the smell of coffee. Delightful!

When I take a hard look at my list in Things, only about 5% of my tasks really need to be done today.

I’ve started deferring the 95% over a longer period of time. They need to get done, but not all of them right now.

This strategy leaves more time for rest and play.

My 2019 Year in Books from Goodreads. Another great one!

A little treat for the family when they climb out of their warm beds on a cold December morning.

Study Finds Correlation Between Judging Parents With Misbehaving Kids And Never Having Been A Parent - The Babylon Bee

The groundbreaking research also showed that the vast majority of careful plans and strategies people have for raising their future children are immediately thrown out the window as soon as they actually have children.

Surprise blueberry muffins come out of oven. 6 year old suddenly appears in the dark,

“Daddy, what’s that smell?”

Moved my Hofler&Co. cloud typography link from the footer to head.html and now the fonts render on initial page load.

I feel like I should’ve figured that out sooner.

Micro.blog is brilliant in the way that it scales.

Looking for a simple, fast way to get your thoughts onto your blog? 👍🏻

Want to dive in deep and customize the look and feel of your site? 👍🏻

Need a sandbox to play? 👍🏻

Remarkable progress in just two short years.

Top Lawmakers Say Bipartisan Spending Deal Reached - WSJ

There’s a meeting of the minds

Spoiler alert: everyone joined hands and decided to spend truckloads of money! 💸

I updated my footer with the new Font Awesome Micro.blog icon. Will be rolling out updates to all of my sites in the coming weeks.

In 2019, I finally achieved many goals that I had worked on for years.

I guess that means I’ll need to spend serious time planning my brand new 2020 goals.

All of those Target moms with their one kid in the cart are so cute.

They can’t hang with me and my crew.

Wahoo! Micro.blog is now a part of Font Awesome 5!

The die is cast.

Vatican Uses Donations for the Poor to Plug Its Budget Deficit - WSJ

Only 10% of donations to the Peter’s Pence collection go directly to charitable works

Guys, get it together!

I’m really tempted by Shawn Blanc/The Sweet Setup’s 2020 iPad planner.

It looks like using my Apple Pencil/iPad Pro would be awesome. My track record with planners, however, says I should pass.

Aviation geeks like to use the abbreviation IFE for “in-flight entertainment.” Pilots know that IFE always means “In-Flight Emergency.”

Great memories of the excitement of my solo cross-country IFE. America has a fantastic procedure for helping pilots in distress.

Wise Man Who Brought Myrrh Thought They All Agreed On A Spending Limit - The Babylon Bee

That’s why I distinctly remember us setting a denari limit on the gifts. What happened

Wife Delivers ‘State Of The Household’ Address As Soon As Husband Gets Home Each Day - The Babylon Bee

Andrea has a lifetime term in the position and has very high approval ratings in the polls when polling data excludes little Bobby, 3, when he is sitting in timeout