Report: Millions Of Garbage Bags Seen Lining Up Outside Polling Stations - Babylon Bee

“We had no idea how many bags of garbage there were in this country,” said pollster Richard Blinken.

Usually when the house is quiet, the kids are doing something that will get them in trouble.

Sometimes they’re just helping themselves to a snack.

Awesome: Panera Bread Has Launched A Patreon For Fans To Support Its Soups And Salads - Clickhole

those who subscribe at the $25 per month “Bread Bowl Fanatic” tier will get the chance to have a 10-minute Zoom with a real-life Panera employee.

Can we ask them to bring the good menu back?

American Airlines Draws the Line Against Boarding-Group Cutters - WSJ

All major U.S. airlines do their best to maintain boarding order since priority boarding is a perk for frequent fliers, credit-card holders and big spenders, and is often available for purchase. But American is the first to develop an automated system that instantly flags offenders. 

How was this not already a thing?

Chad Vossen, a 46-year-old chief creative officer for a video marketing company in Virginia, knew nothing of the test until he and a colleague tried to board in Group 6 instead of Group 8 for a flight to Phoenix. They had done it on other American flights and others, in hopes of avoiding gate-checking their camera equipment.

So he’s cool with the people he cheated having to gate-check their bags?

JPMorgan Chase Sues Four Customers for Bank Fraud Seen in Viral TikToks - WSJ

The bank sued four individuals in federal court Monday for exploiting a so-called glitch at Chase Bank ATMs that went viral on social media over the summer. The individuals deposited fake checks into their checking accounts and withdrew thousands of dollars, JPMorgan said in the lawsuits.

These brazen scams are absolutely wild.

Trying something new on the breakfast menu; homemade slow-cooked oatmeal with apples and cinnamon.

Reviews: “Smells like fall.”

A little quiet reading time on the couch with the pajama’d children. Trying to make the stillness of morning last a few extra minutes.

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Almost every time I walk through IKEA I discover a product that I always knew I needed, but didn’t know existed. Upping my guest linen game with some $1.99 storage bags.