Chet Collins

We all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own.

Marcus Aurelius

Unbelievably gorgeous day.

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First night of the grilling season!

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Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance - Babylon Bee

“His Holiness the Dalai Lama realized he was double-booked,” said a spokesmonk. “He was looking forward to meeting Vice President Vance and hopes to do so someday, but he forgot that he was supposed to go to that one place and meet someone and talk about something. It’s important and has nothing to do with today’s unfortunate news about Pope Francis.”

Daughter’s first tax return.

Pentagon Fires Commander of Greenland Base That Vance Visited - WSJ

“I do not presume to understand current politics, but what I do know is the concerns of the U.S. administration discussed by Vice President Vance on Friday are not reflective of Pituffik Space Base,” Meyers wrote in the email, according to a defense official.

What a dumb thing to say.

do bananas help with restless leg syndrome – Cure For Restless Leg Syndrome

While bananas are a nutritious addition to any diet, relying solely on them for RLS relief might not provide comprehensive results for everyone.

Great copywriting.

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Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy - Babylon Bee

Prophets are always telling him about droughts or lost battles or that he will die, and it’s not fun, says the king. “Just once, I’d really like God to say I was doing a good job, you know?”