Chet Collins

New shoes are fun. Grabbed them from a local, real life, shoe store.

Is it wrong to think that a chocolate flavored coffee is too chocolate-y?

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I’m at an impasse.

The Catholic Husband blog is 12 years old with 1,000+ posts, but they’re locked into an arcane blogging system.

I don’t know if I should painstakingly move them one-by-one onto a new system or just accept that they’ll forever be trapped.

Bishop with shapes by Lucy.

FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters - Babylon Bee

“I’ve got you now, Lectern Guy,” the as-yet unidentified agent was heard saying as he reviewed the terrifying moment when a lectern was moved twenty feet.

Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World - Babylon Bee

According to family members, David was running late for work so he skipped his usual breakfast of sugary cereal fortified with 27 vitamins and minerals. He even skipped his routine cup of healthy orange juice, which led to him ingesting this unusual concoction of caffeine and saturated fat which oddly seemed to power him up for the day.

Major Money Mistake: 5 Reasons Why Food Is The Worst Investment You Can Make - Clickhole

Food has lower return rates than stocks. If you bought Amazon stock in 2000, it’d be 9,000% more valuable today. If you bought dinner in 2000 instead? Odds are, that dinner is currently worth $0.

Who needs chairs?

Single Men Begin Dressing As Illegal Immigrants Hoping Kristi Noem Will Detain Them - Babylon Bee

“He almost got away with it,” said ICE agent Michael Oxner. “The hat, the mustache… that’s what they all look like. It was a foolproof disguise. Unfortunately for him, when our interpreter started to question him in Spanish, he could only respond with the words ‘taco,’ ‘burrito,’ and ‘chalupa.’ That tipped us off. Turns out he only wanted to meet Kristi Noem.”