Big Tech Fights Election Interference By Interfering In Election - The Babylon Bee

From nagging people to vote and curating their own election information as the only source of legitimate voting information for their users to squashing stories that would hurt the candidates they like and locking out conservatives from their social media accounts, big tech companies are working hard to ensure that they’re the only ones who are allowed to influence the election results this year.

You Should Absolutely NOT Read The Disgusting, Totally False Story About Joe Biden’s Son That We’ve Linked To In This Article - The Babylon Bee

Since you did not click on that article, you were not horrified by all the alleged revelations about H. Biden. So your life is much better for not reading the completely false story. We are glad you did not read it and share it with others. Because you are a good, upstanding citizen and would not share false smears about someone. Good job!

NBC Actors, Producers Protest Network’s Decision to Host Trump Town Hall at Same Time as Biden’s ABC Event - WSJ

the group said the decision to give Mr. Trump such a platform after his refusal to debate Mr. Biden is “enabling the President’s bad behavior while undercutting the Presidential Debate Commission and doing a disservice to the American public.”

A legitimate complaint would be that using the same time slot prevents Americans from seeing both candidates.

The whole promise of the Nest Protect is that it’d never just chirp at you when there’s a problem. It would use a nice voice to let you know exactly the problem.

It was a great promise, that turned into a lie last night at 11:15pm when it started chirping every 60 seconds. The sensors failed, over a year short of it’s life expectancy.

Facebook’s Conservative Emergency - WSJ

The censorship pressure against the company is about controlling political speech. Right-of-center sites have grown in popularity online as alternatives to mainstream news sites that have become relentlessly and almost uniformly left-wing, especially in the last four years.

Who’s Afraid of Amy Coney Barrett? - WSJ

The Senate confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett may lack for political drama, but they are still instructive. They are revealing the deep fault lines over the Supreme Court, and how Democrats view it as a mini-legislature to achieve policy goals, rather than a real judicial body.

Excellent analysis from start to finish.

iPhone 12 Pro and iPhone 12 Pro Max - Apple

A14 Bionic. The only thing even close was our last chip.

The truest, most accurate marketing language on Apple’s website.

HomePod, HomePod mini pairing, new Home Theater support coming

A new feature is coming for only for the HomePod that will add an immersive home theater experience when paired with an Apple TV 4K.

Wahoo!!!!

Ominous Sign: Biden Spotted Fitting As Many Judges As He Can Into A Phone Booth - The Babylon Bee

Some judges protested and asked why he was doing this, but Biden told them that they didn’t “deserve to know.”

ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9 - The Babylon Bee

“That’s a great question, Senator, thank you for asking,” she responded to one line of questioning as she chopped up onions to put them in her stew. “Sorry if I’m crying during my response – it’s just the onions.”

Beautiful afternoon walk.

Apple sure does love its social engineering!

I think I’ll move my calendars from iCloud to Fastmail today.

Joe Biden on What Voters ‘Deserve’ - WSJ

He added: “Now, look, I know it’s a great question, and y’all—and I don’t blame you for asking it. But you know the moment I answer that question, the headline in every one of your papers will be about that.” Yes, it’s called news.

The Parent Trap

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Benedict let the Pigeon drive the bus.

Revision mode in Ulysses is baller.com!

One of the best parts about running your own blog is the ability to backdate posts.