Pretty remarkable how few websites have dark mode support.

I’m starting to get the feeling that Barnes & Noble doesn’t deserve my business.

Engineer Frustrated At Inability To Tell Responsible Citizens From Train Robbers - The Babylon Bee

Pearson said that the other day while transporting goods, three men on horseback with masks on and waving guns around ran up beside his locomotive. He thought he was going to get robbed, but it turned out they were just Texans showing off their new gun purchases to each other while practicing proper social distancing (on horseback).

Must’ve been a relief!

Engineers aren’t the only ones having trouble with the new status quo, though. Bank tellers have also had difficulty adjusting, and some have been hitting the silent alarm on every single customer.

So far today, I’ve woken up at 5:00am, drank black coffee, had an unsweetened green smoothie, ate a salad, and listened to Kenny G on Apple Music.

Look what I’ve become.

This k cup holder looks great when it’s fully stocked, but the empty slots really bother me as the coffee is consumed.

It seems that we’ve moved into a new era of subscription model pricing. This era is marked by subscripting pricing that is outrageously high.

Laundry folded and put away before the kids are in bed.

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U.S. Government Opens Hundreds Of Convenient Cash 4 Freedom Locations - The Babylon Bee

With freedom valued at an all-time high in the eyes of power-hungry, opportunistic politicians, there’s never been a better time to give it all away.

Government Announces Lockdown Of All Fast-Food Restaurants To Prevent Heart Disease - The Babylon Bee

In order to save lives, states have ordered all fast-food restaurants to close until we can flatten the curve of heart disease.

The 2021 Sienna is a crime against beauty.

The perfect time for new art.

I just ate a Chipotle salad with the “hot red” salsa.

This may be my last post.

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Building LEGOs with my son. I like my character.

I’ve gotten emails from all of the companies that I do business with about how they’re keeping me save with their new cleaning policies.

No such email from my exterminator.

Woohoo! I’m out of SSL-jail!

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In my time at home, I’ve discovered how much I like owls. 🦉

Day One is reporting that tomorrow will be my 1,600th consecutive day of journaling. That is pretty cool.

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Starting to migrate my websites over to Dreamhost. Hope I don’t break anything!

Muffin morning.

Trump Appoints Angry Honey Badger As New Press Secretary - The Babylon Bee

While members of the press are frightened of the new press secretary, they do say they anticipate less vicious responses than those of former press secretary Kayleigh McEnany.