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The Rise and Fall of the ‘Napa Valley of Cannabis’ - WSJ

Every day, patients arrive at the emergency department of the UCHealth’s Parkview Medical Center in Pueblo with conditions brought on by cannabis, said Dr. Karen Randall, who works in the ER. Some are psychotic, a more common condition nationwide since legalization has spread. 

Heartwarming: When This Farmer’s Land Was Repossessed By The Bank, He Started Growing His Crops Inside His Imagination, Where They Could Never Be Taken Away From Him - Clickhole

Daryl now spends his days envisioning waking up at the rooster’s crow and stepping outside into the morning’s brisk spring air to plant perfect row after perfect row of restaurant-grade produce. From there, he goes on to milk his cows and collect giant eggs from his flock of blue ribbon hens, all of them completely safe from the threat of repossession thanks to their secure location inside his mind’s eye.

Reading on the back porch while the sun takes its sweet time setting.

Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA - Babylon Bee

“Dave is in great shape, but IKEA is known for being one of the hardest places to get out of. I know he’s ok, but I’m just worried about him.”

Windows open; welcome, spring!

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Oof, noon already.

Entering His A-List Socialite Era: Joe Biden Just Renamed Hunter ‘Parfait’ - Clickhole

Biden went to the courthouse and legally changed his son’s name to “Parfait,” a name that reportedly came to him “while eating a parfait.”

How Was I Supposed To Know ‘Business Casual’ Didn’t Include An Authentic 101st Airborne Paratrooper’s Uniform? - Babylon Bee

They say “dress for the job you want,” and you do that just one time, and all of a sudden security is tackling you and yelling, “That guy has a grenade!”

Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife - Babylon Bee

As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn’t get a word in edgewise.