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  • The big day is here.

    Last day of school magnet on calendar
    May 30,2024
  • Added Security: You Now Need To Ring A Bell To Get A Target Employee To Unlock The Cabinet Containing The Employee You Need To Unlock The Cabinet Containing The Deodorant - Clickhole

    In order to unlock the cabinet containing the second Target worker, the first Target worker opens a suitcase handcuffed to their wrist, which contains a 30-digit code that they verify with the second employee inside the cabinet. Once verified, the employees enter the code into dual keypad locks installed on both sides of the door and hit enter simultaneously, thereby unlocking the cabinet. The customer and the second Target employee then head to the deodorant aisle and retrieve the deodorant. 

    May 28,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    A Blast of Trumpets - Catholic Husband

    But when you are at Mass, and the entrance procession is welcomed with a trumpet blast, your mind is immediately pulled to Psalm 47 or St. John’s descriptions in Revelation. It becomes so easy to imagine the triumph of Jesus Christ mounting His throne to the fulsome blasts of trumpets.

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    May 27,2024
  • Is Your Company’s 401(k) Match Unfair? - WSJ

    Nearly half of the $200 billion companies contribute to workers’ 401(k)s goes to the top 20% of earners, research by Vanguard Group found. The lowest-earning workers get 6% of the money.

    Interesting concept of fairness. A group of adults are given an opportunity, a subset take it and others, for their own reasons, choose not to. And somehow that’s unfair?

    May 26,2024
  • Reading

    Book Review: Artemis Fowl 📚

    Artemis Fowl is a book series that Alison read as a child, although I never did. Benedict got the first one for his birthday and has devoured them all. He begged me to read them, too, and many of his references come from the book.

    I finally made it through the first book in the series. It was a quick read, and I instantly saw why he so enjoys the series. A genius 12-year old boy uses his wit and technology to outsmart mythical creatures.

    As a grown man, it wasn’t for me, but I’m glad that I now have a new basis for communicating with him, and context for many of his comments.

    ISBN: 978-1368036986

    May 26,2024
  • Philosopher 2, attorney 0.

    May 23,2024
  • FDIC Chairman Martin Gruenberg to Resign Following Report Detailing Sexual Harassment at Agency - WSJ

    Gruenberg plans to stay until successor is confirmed, avoiding scenario that would leave a Republican as acting chairman

    Accountability* (but only when politically convenient)

    May 20,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    Breathing Room - Catholic Husband

    While true that impulse shopping feels good, so does a lack of chaos. I aspire to a boring, predictable financial life where the system mostly runs on autopilot. I want a financial life that allows me breathing room to make decisions, where I can add in new priorities without wrecking the essentials. I want to make decisions about what I’m going to impulse on at the beginning of the month, and then be ready to make that leap.

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    May 20,2024
  • Monday morning, when I eat breakfast: ☀️

    Monday morning, when I open my email: 🌪️

    May 13,2024
  • Suddenly There Aren’t Enough Babies. The Whole World Is Alarmed. - WSJ

    Erica Pittman, a 45-year-old business banker in Raleigh, N.C., said she and her husband opted to have only one child because of demands on their time, including caring for her mother, who died last year after a long battle with multiple sclerosis. Their 8-year-old son is able to participate in theater workshops, soccer and summer camps because the couple, with a combined income of about $225,000 a year, has more time and money.

    “I feel like a better mom,” Pittman said. “I feel like I can go to work—because I have a fairly demanding job—but I can also make time to volunteer at his school, be the chaperone for the field trip and do those kinds of things, because I only have one to coordinate with my schedule.”

    What’s a word stronger than “pathetic?”

    May 13,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    IOUs - Catholic Husband

    We are not robots and none of us are on a perfect hockey stick growth trajectory. Long-term goals require long-term commitment, but missing a month or two or six on saving towards a 30-year goal is not going to make you miss the goal. It’s a small time window on a large horizon.

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    May 13,2024
  • Reading

    Finished reading: Going Infinite: The Rise and Fall of a New Tycoon by Michael Lewis 📚

    May 12,2024
  • Clean house, still raining outside, and curled up on the couch in my office with a book. Good Sunday. 📖

    May 12,2024
  • Lofi beats for a rainy Sunday morning. ☔️

    Rain drops gathered on a sunroof
    May 12,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    Do it Well - Catholic Husband

    Every job has its lessons to teach us, and connections to make, which carry us forward to our next endeavor. Whatever it is that you’re doing today, especially if it’s not the work you wish to do for the rest of your life, do it well.

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    May 6,2024
  • At a barbershop for the first time in more than 4 years.

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    May 5,2024
  • A Tale of Three Universities - WSJ Opinion

    The University of Florida took a different approach. In a statement Monday evening, the school said protesters who engaged in prohibited activities would face a trespassing order and an “interim” suspension from the university. “This is not complicated,” a spokesman said. “The University of Florida is not a daycare, and we do not treat protesters like children—they knew the rules, they broke the rules, and they’ll face the consequences.”

    May 4,2024
  • Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000 - Babylon Bee

    At publishing time, Trump had reportedly asked if he could go ahead and pre-pay for all the sick burns he planned to unleash next week.

    May 4,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    Custom Parenting - Catholic Husband

    Many young adults today shun parenting and its many burdens and challenges. Indeed, parenting is the hardest commitment that any of us can make, on par with marriage. It’s a life-long commitment, to will the good of the other, to build an authentic relationship, and to give them your full heart and attention.

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    April 29,2024
  • CEO Tim Cook Straps On Apple Vision Pro To Enjoy Alternate Reality In Which People Buy Apple Vision Pro - Babylon Bee

    The global tech giant’s venture into virtual reality was met with lukewarm public interest, leaving Cook to escape this world and use the company’s invention to enter an alternate universe in which the goggles had set sales records and altered the course of human beings' day-to-day lives.

    April 27,2024
  • America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates - Babylon Bee

    “Most old presidential candidates get tossed in the trash can to be sent to a landfill to slowly decompose until they’re forgotten and irrelevant. It’s time for a new way,” said environmental scientist Dr. Wayne Flerd. “We couldn’t be happier to see not one, but two former candidates being given new life despite being way past their expiration dates.”

    April 23,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    Pray, Now - Catholic Husband

    We need, and benefit from, all types of prayer. Group prayer, liturgical prayer, family prayer, and private prayer, it all places our day on pause and elevates our selves to communion with the God who created us. So there’s no point in designing the perfect prayer program, or waiting for just a few quiet moments during that nap time that’s unlikely to yield the intended results.

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    April 22,2024
  • Catholic Husband

    Above All Things - Catholic Husband

    Regardless of our time, circumstance, or difficulty, the solution almost always is to love God above all things. If we love Him first, as we were made to do, all good things will certainly flow from it.

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    April 15,2024
  • The IRS Is Here to Help With Direct File. Oh No - WSJ Opinion

    Sen. Warren is selling Direct File as an alternative to “greedy, reckless” tax preparation firms. It’s a scandal the tax code is so complicated it requires such help, but that’s the fault of Congress.

    April 11,2024
  • Op-Ed: If Jesus Supports Forgiveness, How Can Christians Not Support Robbing Poor People To Pay For My Journalism Degree? - Babylon Bee

    If you really believe Jesus paid the debt for your sins, you must also believe in paying the tuition for my “cultural experience” semester in Jamaica. It’s as simple as that.

    April 11,2024
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